Jeff Sessions claimed Sotomayor was a racist. Can I take both squares for irony, or does Sessions have to actually say something absurdly racist during the hearings, as opposed to everywhere else in his private and public life?
If Joe Biden is caught mouthing instructions to Andy Kaufman, and Andy Kaufman’s death is thereby revealed to be a hoax, can I take both that square and the Michael Jackson square? Just one?
If Roe and Wade’s 2011 reunion tour is, say, canceled prematurely, can I still take that square?
I notice there’s no free square in the middle. Can we just have one that says GLENN BECK?
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NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISI-
Oh, fuck it.
Well, it wasn’t Glenn Beck, it was good ole Rush Limberger, but, I still ticked it off.
Rules clarification questions:
Jeff Sessions claimed Sotomayor was a racist. Can I take both squares for irony, or does Sessions have to actually say something absurdly racist during the hearings, as opposed to everywhere else in his private and public life?
If Joe Biden is caught mouthing instructions to Andy Kaufman, and Andy Kaufman’s death is thereby revealed to be a hoax, can I take both that square and the Michael Jackson square? Just one?
If Roe and Wade’s 2011 reunion tour is, say, canceled prematurely, can I still take that square?
I notice there’s no free square in the middle. Can we just have one that says GLENN BECK?
What, exactly, constitutes a gavel fight?
Dammit. This is the first time I’ve ever actually wanted to have CSPAN.
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Ah shit, somebody already said it. Can’t believe I missed that.
What’s the over/under that the Repulicans just loose it and call her a beaner?
Same odds that they’ll lose it and call her a wetback
El Hijo del Santo FTW!
Hey, how long have you lot had Ewok Senators for?
NCal: I think the line when it cut to black was “oh bugger.”
I can’t wait for when she grabs a folding chair and starts playing it like a guitar. (5 points to anyone who gets that).
Sofa King: That post MGK made weeks ago with La Parka. Now are these points of the experience kind?
So Barney Frank is painting his face like the Crow and hanging around in the rafters?
I pictured the Barney Frank bit in my head.
It had pyrotechnics.
It was Glorious.
Shouldn’t Franken have to wear “… the other senator” shirt since he’s the junior one?
Will Sotomayor be tied to the rack first or given the comfy chair?
Can Santito challenge Sessions to a Mascara Contra Caballera match?
Because seriously, I’d pay to see that!
I mean sure, Santito goes over but I’m sure Sessions would be willing to blade for drama…
@Lister Sage
It was about La Parka, though I’d forgotten MGK mentioned him, which is a blasphemy (against Parka AND MGK).