I can see the future but only in very limited aspects

A guide to how this season’s competing crews on America’s Best Dance Crew will be eliminated.

Ninth place: The Crew That Gets Eliminated By The Judges To Demonstrate That Quality And Talent Will Not Necessarily Save Your Ass
Eighth place: The Crew That Should Have Been Eliminated Ninth But Got A Chance To Prove They Belonged And Then Did Not Do That
Seventh place: The Least Popular Gimmick Crew
Sixth place: The Gimmick Crew That Doesn’t Quite Stand Out That Much
Fifth place: The Most Popular Gimmick Crew Who Get A Bit Of A Fanbase But Really Just Having Their Style Given Props Is The Real Victory
Fourth place: The Extremely Talented Pure Street Dancers Who Aren’t Quite Flashy Enough To Win The Show
Third place: The Flashy Crew That Gets Saved By The Judges Multiple Times
Second place: The Girls
First place: The Team Of Spectacular B-Boys That Had A Fanbase And Reputation Prior To Appearing On This Show And That Were Obviously Going To Win As Of The First Episode

(No disrespect to the other crews, but seriously? Massive Monkees? That’s like organizing an amateur tennis tournament and inviting Roger Federer.)

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