Well its obviously a male pride thing. That’s what’s so confusing about it.
The male ego must be satisfied with the kill and when their kill is threatened to be taken from them by another rival male, the egos must fight it out for dominance and the victory they have hunted for.
Even if the males kill themselves over who gets to kill the prey, the fight must continue until there is a superior alpha. Only he can take the prize back to his woman and child at their domicile.
There, the woman, as is her nature, will take the prize and cook it at 325 for 55 minutes while wearing an apron and a smile. And the child will speak of adolescent alpha male competitions so that his father can heap praise upon his child and nurture him into being the same kind of dominant alpha male that the father is.
PS.. Zenrage fell asleep 5 minutes ago. This is his ass talking.
Hell yeah. I actually have the Mexican editions of the paperbacks (several of which were split into separate trades for some reason). I always wondered why the story just stopped after Ace of Killers…
Heck, I’d settle for three black-and-white “Showcase Presents Hitman” volumes that collect the whole damned thing. I’m not too proud to care about color.
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I was reading that page last night.
Thats funny , I ordered the first Hitman trade two weeks ago .I have read all the issues by downloading.If there was a hitman omnibus i´d buy it.
Hear, hear! I’ve got the full run of issues in storage, and I’d love to get the rest of the set in TPB so I can read it all again.
And, of course, Natt the Hat is a source of profound wisdom. “…an’ do a bunch of stuff to mess up his scary-ass Death Star”, indeed.
Dear MGK,
Where the frag is the Thursday Who’s Who, already?
(I kid, I kid…)
Well its obviously a male pride thing. That’s what’s so confusing about it.
The male ego must be satisfied with the kill and when their kill is threatened to be taken from them by another rival male, the egos must fight it out for dominance and the victory they have hunted for.
Even if the males kill themselves over who gets to kill the prey, the fight must continue until there is a superior alpha. Only he can take the prize back to his woman and child at their domicile.
There, the woman, as is her nature, will take the prize and cook it at 325 for 55 minutes while wearing an apron and a smile. And the child will speak of adolescent alpha male competitions so that his father can heap praise upon his child and nurture him into being the same kind of dominant alpha male that the father is.
PS.. Zenrage fell asleep 5 minutes ago. This is his ass talking.
More important question. When did Flapjacks possess Zenrage’s ass?
In other news, there is now a Scud omnibus out that completes the series.
Hell yeah. I actually have the Mexican editions of the paperbacks (several of which were split into separate trades for some reason). I always wondered why the story just stopped after Ace of Killers…
Heck, I’d settle for three black-and-white “Showcase Presents Hitman” volumes that collect the whole damned thing. I’m not too proud to care about color.
I agree completely. HITMAN OMNIBUS NOW NOW NOW!