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Hey, you know that thing I do where I make fun of internet commenters? Yeah, that again, this time about the constitutional challenge being mounted against prostitution laws.

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jessica said on October 16th, 2009 at 1:42 pm

your right I Do hate politicians more than prostitutes,

at least prostitutes aren’t bringing on the apocalypse

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TA said on October 16th, 2009 at 2:15 pm

On the other hand, prostitutes expect me to part with some of my vast, vast wealth in exchange for a blowjob, whereas many politicians will offer a complimentary one just for having that wealth. I think prostitutes are the more hateful here.

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invisiblemoose said on October 16th, 2009 at 2:22 pm

Prostitution: Legal in New Zealand for five years and somehow god hasn’t struck us down.

This article made me have a peek at the wikipedia page on prostitution. So, you cannot work a brothel or solicit on the street… but telemarketing is okay. Right.

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dmart said on October 16th, 2009 at 7:04 pm

Says the Star:
“While prostitution is legal in this country, nearly everything surrounding the activity is criminalized, particularly where the service can be provided: Not indoors, not in one’s home, and not under a roof shared with a spouse, partner or bodyguard, any of whom can be charged with living off the avails.”
Not indoors? WHAT

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q said on October 16th, 2009 at 7:16 pm

From what I’ve read, illegal prostitution poses a truly frightening public health risk. I don’t understand how anyone can honestly consider themselves to be in favor of the “moral” path when that path risks epidemic level disease spread.

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William George said on October 16th, 2009 at 7:28 pm

I’d be for the legalization of prostitution if only to help eliminate the massive slave trade (Even worse, the slave trade of children) that is intertwined with it.

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Dropout said on October 16th, 2009 at 9:23 pm

Personally, I think that in this brave new world, we should teach certain little girls from birth that they are destined to be prostitutes, and feed them drugs so they will be happy with their lot in life, and not want to advance or rebel against their pimps, because he’s just trying to keep those hos in line.

Maybe we should send them over to America since Obama probably wants to not just legalize soma but force everyone to take it so they won’t notice when he turns all the citizens gay.

Is that better? Although, if this really were a brave new world, there would be no need for prostitutes, since everyone’s just big ole sluts.

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q said on October 16th, 2009 at 10:39 pm

Thatsa soma plan you’ve got there, Dropout

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Zenrage said on October 16th, 2009 at 11:05 pm

Paying a woman to have sex is prostitution and is illegal.

Paying a woman to have sex while on camera is pornography and is legal.

I see no legitimate reason to keep prostitution illegal. Much like Marijuana. I participate in neither, but I see no reason why other people shouldn’t be able to if they want to.

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MGK said on October 16th, 2009 at 11:19 pm

Not indoors? WHAT

Pretty much, yeah.

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Andrew W. said on October 17th, 2009 at 12:39 am

Tax and regulate the fuck out of marijuana and prostitution. It would help the economy and create all kinds of jobs.

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BlackMage said on October 17th, 2009 at 1:20 am

“Prostitution: Legal in New Zealand for five years and somehow god hasn’t struck us down.”

How can you tell?

(I’m Australian.)

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q said on October 17th, 2009 at 2:08 am

“Prostitution: Legal in New Zealand for five years and somehow god hasn’t struck us down.”

He would have, if He could find you on the map.

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Heracleitus said on October 17th, 2009 at 3:32 pm

Snarky captions to people’s anonymous comments?

And how can this be? For he is the (epitome of an Internet Writer)! (In parentheses because I couldn’t come up with a clever way of saying that that had the same number of syllables as Kwisatz Haderach… sad, I know)

The captions were funny though. 🙂

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John Seavey said on October 17th, 2009 at 8:41 pm

I’ve always figured that if I were going into the prostitution industry, I’d just claim that I was selling really, really expensive condoms, and then offering free demonstrations on how to use them. 🙂

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Evil Abraham Lincoln said on October 27th, 2009 at 1:27 am

I’d only visit a prostitute if I could read her mind during the act, for teh Lulz.

“Oh yeah, $60 more to put towards the gas bill. Right there, he’s good at making sure that I have milk in the fridge for Junior’s cereal. He wants to put it ‘there’? Great! Oh yes yes yes, now I can afford a quarter ounce of ‘Purple Haze’ *and* a copy of ‘Stepbrothers’. That movie is hilarious when I’m high, just like fucking strangers for the rent money.

I should have stayed in nail school.”

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