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Posted by MGK Published in Archie (Improved Or Otherwise), Comics, Interactive Fun Time Party

Since people were wishing for the return of Improved Archie, here it is, in very very basic form:

Have at it in comments.

Also, I’m looking for artists for a couple of projects – you know the email if you’re interested in working with me.

The Improved Archie’s Fear (May 13th, 2014)
Improved Archie: The Ragin’ Climax (April 8th, 2014)
Archie Comics: The Improved Story (March 11th, 2014)
Who’s Afraid of Improved Archie? (January 30th, 2014)
Fifty Improvements of Archie (December 3rd, 2013)

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Sage Freehaven said on April 28th, 2010 at 9:02 am

There’s a Tea Party joke in there somewhere. Damned if I can find it, though.

Tales to Enrage said on April 28th, 2010 at 9:09 am

“Our fetish video was ready to go, but the wranglers are striking for higher wages!”

thornae said on April 28th, 2010 at 9:20 am

“King Kong ate the last three testicle massagers, so we’re trying a different approach.”

CB said on April 28th, 2010 at 9:21 am

“What do you mean you don’t know whose hairy nuts those are under the table?!”

Odd King said on April 28th, 2010 at 10:03 am

Let me spell it out for you Archie: without the costumes, it’s murder. With them it’s a tragic hunting accident! My lawyer has it all worked out for us.

Jaime Weinman said on April 28th, 2010 at 10:29 am

“Well, if I’d told you they were really women, you wouldn’t have been interested!”

Myrna said on April 28th, 2010 at 11:10 am

They’re suspicious because they only announced that gay character last week and here you are practising with bananas.

DanielBT said on April 28th, 2010 at 11:31 am

“Hey, hey, they’re the Monkees
And people say they monkey around.
But they’re too busy singing
To put anybody down.”

supergp said on April 28th, 2010 at 11:50 am

Damn furries aren’t supposed to be at this convention!

Brad Hanon said on April 28th, 2010 at 12:06 pm

“But what would be the point of monkey costumes WITHOUT the asses cut out?”

Cookie McCool said on April 28th, 2010 at 12:08 pm

If you need crude stick drawings possibly drawed with feets, I am your woman. If you need actual well-made drawings, well, you got crap taste in illustration, I guess.

drmedula said on April 28th, 2010 at 12:10 pm

“You think ape-suited lesbians are kinky?! Hell,look behind you- Jughead’s fucking bananas , and they aren’t even RIPE!”

Ambrael said on April 28th, 2010 at 12:16 pm

Archie, You do know that “a piece of tail” is just an expression, right? Archie? Archie?

J.H. said on April 28th, 2010 at 12:23 pm

You asked for the Gangbang Archikins, these are the only terms I will allow it to happen!

Fred Davis said on April 28th, 2010 at 12:54 pm

…and to obviate the requirements of a full blown human trial we had the test subjects dressed as monkeys throughout, and during the trial’s penultimate phase we laced their coconut milk with human urine so that in the final stage when we fed them bananas injected with… oh ffs archie.”

Chris Lowrance said on April 28th, 2010 at 12:56 pm

“So that’s five votes for ‘Planet of the Gapes’ and three for ‘Monkey Semen, Monkey Do It.'”

joecab said on April 28th, 2010 at 12:59 pm

“Jugo de Coco” means juice from COCONUTS … you weren’t supposed to milk THEM!

Daniel said on April 28th, 2010 at 1:03 pm

I’m telling you Archie, it wasn’t sexy when Uma Thurman did it in “Batman and Robin”, and it’s not going to be sexy now!

Daniel said on April 28th, 2010 at 1:04 pm

Alternately:
It’s 2010, for goodness sake. Who even remembers Ernie Kovacs anymore?!?

Stig said on April 28th, 2010 at 1:37 pm

“I’m telling you, if we don’t find a new place to hide those three political Iranian prisoners in my Dad’s basement, I’ll go nuts!”

Stig said on April 28th, 2010 at 1:41 pm

Alternatively: “We had to balance out the testosterone levels around here somehow. Look, Jughead’s started to have that Anna-Nicole-Smith-Wearing-Only-Bananas Fantasy for the SEVENTH time.”

Your Obedient Serpent said on April 28th, 2010 at 2:08 pm

“Honestly, Archie. Sometimes a banana is just a banana.”

Greg Morrow said on April 28th, 2010 at 2:35 pm

“It’s Mighty Joe Young meets La Dolce Vita.

“With penises.”

Greg Morrow said on April 28th, 2010 at 2:39 pm

“The symbolism of the monkey suits is simple. I’m paying for the movie.

“And I hate those bitches.”

Greg Morrow said on April 28th, 2010 at 2:42 pm

“I am sure am glad the whole cast left with me when they tried to add that faggot to my book.

“But the best job we can find is Gilligan’s Island?”

Greg Morrow said on April 28th, 2010 at 2:44 pm

Brad wins.

Illuyankas said on April 28th, 2010 at 2:50 pm

“We have bowls of cocaine with refills from an actual vat of coke just lying around the place and you’re eating a banana? And I thought my peyote turning those apes pretty was weird.”

Illuyankas said on April 28th, 2010 at 2:51 pm

Apes, monkeys, whichever.

Ben said on April 28th, 2010 at 3:26 pm

…and we’ll call the act “THE ARISTOCRATS!”

Fred Davis said on April 28th, 2010 at 3:36 pm

“Look I know Jughead is your best friend, and his coconut milk punch is nice, but you know how the other teaparty protesters feel about homosexuals!”

H/T to Sage Freehaven

backup:

“NOW will you admit that this intervention to help Jughead with his eating disorder has gotten out of hand?”

Foxhack / Kit Sniper said on April 28th, 2010 at 3:59 pm

Josie and The Pussycats are in an experimental phase right now.

Clayton said on April 28th, 2010 at 4:09 pm

“I said ‘a petit!'”

“Tonight, your name is Chrissy. You are to respond only to Chrissy.”

“Now Archie, they’ll be squatting over the glass table and you’ll be laying under it. Just do what comes natural.”

Less Than Zero said on April 28th, 2010 at 4:28 pm

“That’s how AIDS got started, Archie!”

thornae said on April 28th, 2010 at 5:10 pm

I concur with Greg. Brad wins.

nemryn said on April 28th, 2010 at 5:47 pm

Let’s see if it works here, too!

“Christ, what an asshole.”

koichi_hirose said on April 28th, 2010 at 6:11 pm

“Suddenly they DON’T want to be in the welcoming party for the first furry character in Riverdale! How intolerant!”

Jason said on April 28th, 2010 at 6:38 pm

h/t sage

“Gee Todd, getting Bristol and the girls to dress as Obamonkeys for the Jungle Party sure was a stroke a genius, you betcha.”

neuronin said on April 28th, 2010 at 6:49 pm

‘These will be Lodgetopia’s first line of defense against all who would invade her primeval splendor. I call them…MONKEY BITCHES.’

mhoye said on April 28th, 2010 at 8:33 pm

“Fur suits and a bucket of smack, Mr. Andrews. That was the deal.”

Martin said on April 28th, 2010 at 8:36 pm

Wait if you guys at all the bananas then what did they squeeze to get that bowl of that creamy banana juice?

Andy said on April 28th, 2010 at 8:55 pm

“I think I see anus!”

Kyle W. said on April 28th, 2010 at 9:56 pm

“Josie won’t do the music-video if we go with your idea of combining evolution and bukkake.”

Piranhtachew said on April 28th, 2010 at 11:40 pm

“Admit it, Archie. Haircut 100’s ‘Love Plus One’ video just *shouldn’t* be remade. Now where the hell’s Chuck?”

9freak9 said on April 29th, 2010 at 6:23 am

“Y’know, if Damon Albarn and Jamie Hewlett get a wind of this, they’re gonna be *pissed*.”

KDBryan said on April 29th, 2010 at 6:53 am

“Look, I know we all like to joke around here on set at ‘Gorillas In My Bits’ . . . but trying to feed all the lesbians ‘Hot Bowls’ of your ‘Jugo De Coco?’ Guys, grow up! Seriously. It’s called ‘PROFESSIONALISM’, Archie.”

Alternately:

“What exactly don’t you ‘get’? The jungle foliage and pure yellow sky suddenly turning into an empty storefront window? Consumer women revealed as mindless apes? It’s all A BLATANTLY OBVIOUS metaphor for THE CORRUPTION OF CAPITALISM! Even a child could- oh, forget it. Just go get me another latte. PHILISTINES! ALL OF YOU!”

Dan said on April 29th, 2010 at 7:41 am

“Yeah, they better keep their hands off you, those damn dirty apes!”

“…And according to the FCC, our stab at ethnic diversity somehow went horribly wrong.”

“With their hair coordination, I tried to tell them PowerPuff Girls would be a better fit.”

Stig said on April 29th, 2010 at 10:05 am

9freak9, that line would have workedbetter with simply “Murdoc Niccals”.

Carter said on April 29th, 2010 at 1:24 pm

Odd King gets my vote, and here are my entries:

“I liked it better when contestants were voted off the island.”

“… and when rumors of ‘gorilla ghosts’ drive down property values Daddy will buy the Wilkins place for peanuts. It’s as simple as it is foolproof.”

Willie Everstop said on April 29th, 2010 at 2:42 pm

“Reggie dear, give them a five minute head start.