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“Suck it, replicant!”
“The candle that burns twice as brightly can kiss my ass!”

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GoatToucher said on October 5th, 2010 at 10:16 am

“I TOLD you David Tennant was more machine than man!”
“Christ, what an asshole!”

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“Edison sends his regards.”
“Suck it, Tesla!”

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Archie: How’s this for a “hardware solution”!

Betty: Now that’s what I call a junk shot!

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Archie: Damn your cell phone’s non-intuitive user interface!

Betty: The clunky design lacks the elegance of simplicity, too!

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“This is the shittiest DoomBot I’ve ever seen!”
“The 1950s called, they want their sound effects back!”

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“See? The Archies song ‘My Heart Went Whack! Sprong! Twang!’ is less derivative when we use props!”
“I still think you should fix the lyrics – ‘When i saw you looking oh so cute/I broke down like a robot in a suit?'”

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That’ll teach you to buy an iPad, Apple nerd!
Yeah, you probably had a Newton, too!

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Tales to Enrage said on October 5th, 2010 at 3:01 pm

“You thought you were human, what a fool you are!”
“All your fond memories are a cruel joke of programming!”

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“First WESTWORLD, then FUTUREWORLD…”

“Now ARCHIEWORLD!”

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Archie: NUTS!

Betty: YEAH!

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Rob Bartlett said on October 5th, 2010 at 3:46 pm

“…for all your android might, you had one fatal weakness…”

“…cufferangs!”

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“Robot’s got nards?”

“ROBOT’S GOT NARDS!”

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“The 600 series had rubber skin, we spotted them easy. This is new. They look human – sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot.”
“Stop kidding me, Archie. They can’t build machines like that yet.”

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“Sorry, but Betty says you have to die!”

“That’s for killing Hitler, you android bastard!”

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“These Manacles of Robot’s Curse Suck!”

“Ah come on, Archie, at least it does 1d12 damage when used as a ranged weapon. And it has Returning”

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“Strike!”

“Take the replicants bowling, take them bowling!”

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Archie: Take THAT, Robo-Republican-Forsythe!!

Betty: Grant Morrison’s “All-Star Archie” is the shit!

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Tornado Ninja Fan said on October 6th, 2010 at 4:29 am

“I am Archie -”
“Robot Fighter!”

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“He’s a robot, so it’s okay when he screams.”

“Why won’t he scream more, Archie?”

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“YOUR PROGRAMMING – IS FLAWED – COMPASSION – IS – WEAKNESS – I WILL/MUST DESTROY YOU – WITH HANDCUFFS – NOW!”

“EXCLAMATION OF APPROVAL – ARCHBOT1 – BUT WE MUST FIX – THIS HANDCUFFS DESIGN FLAW – BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO REPLACE – THE HUMAN KNOWN AS – ‘REGGIE’!”

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Eric S. Smith said on October 6th, 2010 at 10:10 am

“A cybernaut? I’m bowled over.”

“I do admire your underhanded approach, Andrews.”

And after half an hour of trying, that’s the best Avengers banter that I can manage.

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“Kissingermon! I choose you!”

“Kissingermon, the exploding robot pokemon, is strong against grass attacks. Good choice, Archie!”

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“This! Is! Riverdale!”
“This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I am not your Queen.”

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Greg Manuel said on October 6th, 2010 at 5:57 pm

“Heads up, Betty – RAAARGH!”
“Wow, Archie – Riverdale’s SURE to take 1st Place at next week’s Robot Chuckin’ Competition!”

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“Your robot’s crap, Betty! Can’t even beat a pair of handcuffs!”
“Foolish boy! You’ve played right into my trap!”

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Craig Oxbrow said on October 11th, 2010 at 11:29 pm

“Take THAT, police radio!”
“You’ll never take us alive, copper!”

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Mister Alex said on October 12th, 2010 at 3:35 pm

Usually I can more or less imagine what was going on in the original comic, but with this one… WHAT IN THE EVER-LOVIN’ FUCK??!??

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“How did you know he was a Cyclon, Betty?”

“… he was a Cyclon?”

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“Hey, rationalist!”

“Kant sends his regards!”

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