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An Improvement of Archies

Posted by MGK Published in Archie (Improved Or Otherwise), Comics, Interactive Fun Time Party

The Improved Archie’s Fear (May 13th, 2014)
Improved Archie: The Ragin’ Climax (April 8th, 2014)
Archie Comics: The Improved Story (March 11th, 2014)
Who’s Afraid of Improved Archie? (January 30th, 2014)
Fifty Improvements of Archie (December 3rd, 2013)

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The Unstoppable Gravy Express said on June 15th, 2011 at 9:12 am

“Once the mighty sacred dildo strikes its target… then shall the lesbianism COMMENCE!! ANDREWS HAS SPOKEN!!”

Jim Smith said on June 15th, 2011 at 9:28 am

By my mace, a devilish tree menaces yon maidens! Thus is it ever so that Valiant Volstagg must defend the rear!

Stickmaker said on June 15th, 2011 at 9:59 am

Let the mating BEGIN!!!

malakim2099 said on June 15th, 2011 at 10:34 am

THIS TREE, IT IS TECHNO-ACTIVE!

Stephen T. Stone said on June 15th, 2011 at 10:39 am

“I was just told we’re getting rebooted!”

Jonathan said on June 15th, 2011 at 10:56 am

By thunking this tree, I change the reality that displeases me!

DistantFred said on June 15th, 2011 at 11:01 am

“Betty! Get Veronica out of here! The Treepion’s venom will wipe out her CON score if you don’t get her to Chuck’s cleric! I’ll hold it off, and regret not having weapon proficiency with axes!”

Jim Smith: The Adventures of Young Volstagg? Well played, sir.

Craig Oxbrow said on June 15th, 2011 at 11:15 am

“Let the lord of the Black land come forth!”

Craig Oxbrow said on June 15th, 2011 at 11:16 am

(Oops, should be Land with a capital as well, as it was a Tolkien reference rather than random racism.)

Prodigal said on June 15th, 2011 at 11:27 am

Fat Archie has his pimp cane back! Recognise, bitches!

Brad Hanon said on June 15th, 2011 at 1:05 pm

FUCK telephone poles.

Will said on June 15th, 2011 at 1:40 pm

“To hell with that Chinese orphan, I am the Prince of Power!”

Ben said on June 15th, 2011 at 1:48 pm

“I lay down the smack with my Asgardian mic,
and take on the form of Thunderstike!”

Mitchell Hundred said on June 15th, 2011 at 2:39 pm

Take that, Parliamentary mace! Let Harper be PM, will you?

The Unstoppable Gravy Express said on June 15th, 2011 at 3:32 pm

“So, Betty and Veronica, you think just because you had some wizard transform you into a wooden pole and an iron mace, that I’m gonna let what you said behind my back slide?!?? WRONG WRONG WRONG!! Who’s Satan-spawn NOW, huh?!?!??!! WHO!?!!?!!???!!”

The Last Centurion said on June 15th, 2011 at 3:34 pm

“Girls, I’m so happy you agreed to come help me pound my wood. Now OFF WE GO!”

Zenrage said on June 15th, 2011 at 3:40 pm

You may have Veronica, Betty, but you forfeit YOUR PRIZE!!

Hrolfk said on June 15th, 2011 at 4:03 pm

Damn science budget cuts, this is the worst particle collider ever.

Hrolfk said on June 15th, 2011 at 4:04 pm

My god, it’s full of stars.

Mary Warner said on June 15th, 2011 at 4:26 pm

My cousin had this issue when I was a kid!!!!

This is the first time I’ve ever recognised on of these panels. I don’t know why I find that so thrilling, but I do.

(It is a telephone pole, by the way, not a tree.)