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Meanderthal said on August 24th, 2011 at 9:20 am

“I can read it fine now, but I’ll be going blind later!”

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“BETTER TWO!”

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I think it’s code for “Betty… has… me… trapped… in… hospital… save… me… Veronica! P.S., Jughead was right about Betty being batshit insane.”

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“Nice ass!”

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“Why, *I* want a hip, sarcastic graphic tee-shirt as well! I’m gonna dial 1-THR-EAD-LESS today!”

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“There are words! There are words in the shirt! I cannot withstand them, do not make me read!”

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I, the great Archiekins, will now eat this phone!

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I can’t get past the second line!

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“Have you got one in Braille?”

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No additional caption needed. Archie is simply quoting directly the smallest line of text on her shirt. IT’S JUST TOO SMALL FOR THE READER

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highlyverbal said on August 24th, 2011 at 1:58 pm

“Do NOT give me that ‘I’m up here, Archie’ shit!”

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‘Hey you in the flares, could you help? My flies are snagged on the frame here. No, no, not you ma, I’m talking to the lady here. Yeah, I was rubbing up against the door frame again…’

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NICE TPOEDZ! WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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GoatToucher said on August 24th, 2011 at 5:04 pm

“SWEET MOTHER OF FUNBAGS!!! Hominahominahomina!”

I’m sorry to go lowbrow, but Archie just seems so darned energetic here.

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“It’s actually bigger on the inside then on the outside. So you wanna join me in here as my companion?”

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“Your school’s name must be as long as hell!”

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Mitchell Hundred said on August 24th, 2011 at 7:24 pm

Hold on, Tank: I don’t think I want to leave the Matrix just yet.

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Query: wouldn’t blogs like this be the ideal spot to reinstate the “Top Comment” edit.

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Eric S. Smith said on August 24th, 2011 at 10:14 pm

“Hey, the back wall of this phone booth matches your clogs!”

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Eric S. Smith said on August 24th, 2011 at 10:18 pm

“It’s the printers! They say they can fix the colours in the next run!”

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Hypo-Calvinist said on August 24th, 2011 at 10:53 pm

20/20 indeed.

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hey betty, I wanna do to you what I’m doing to this phonebooth!

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“Hey, wanna join my harem? I need an orange-haired one!”

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sgt pepper said on August 26th, 2011 at 10:43 pm

“Thank god I just murdered Veronica with an ice pick!”

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I do hope those white smears projecting from Archie’s crotch are reflected light on the phone booth glass, but from the way he’s humping the door jamb…

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“It would be a far better world if only that t-shirt were invisible, instead of my words!”

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dangermouse said on August 29th, 2011 at 6:12 am

“Hold up Jughead – this girl with great tits doesn’t even seem slightly offput by me dry-humping the phone booth right in front of her! I think this one’s in the bag!”

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Obligatory:
“I can see anus!”

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