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Archie Andrews And The Improver’s Stone

Posted by MGK Published in Archie (Improved Or Otherwise), Comics, Interactive Fun Time Party

The Improved Archie’s Fear (May 13th, 2014)
Improved Archie: The Ragin’ Climax (April 8th, 2014)
Archie Comics: The Improved Story (March 11th, 2014)
Who’s Afraid of Improved Archie? (January 30th, 2014)
Fifty Improvements of Archie (December 3rd, 2013)

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tinheart said on October 5th, 2011 at 9:26 am

“Some get a kick from cocaine
I’m sure that if
I took even one sniff
That would bore me terrifically, too
Yet, I get a kick out of you!”

mdk said on October 5th, 2011 at 9:51 am

Man, just take ANY verse from NWA’s Straight Outta Compton. *drops the mike*

John W said on October 5th, 2011 at 9:54 am

Archie Comics reboot set out to be more controversial than DC’s…

PaulW said on October 5th, 2011 at 10:27 am

We’re… going to the chapel… and we’re… going to get married… going to the chapel of luvvvv…

Daniel said on October 5th, 2011 at 10:34 am

“Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! AAAAAAAAFTERNOON DELIGHT!”

Too easy, I know…

Jim Smith said on October 5th, 2011 at 10:34 am

1) The word balloon has three quarter notes = 3/4
2) Archie and Grundy holding hands = May-December
3) “click!” = “onomatopoeia” = “pea oat I moo on”

Obviously Archie is planning to rob 75% of the proceeds raised by Hansel Peyote’s charity photoshoot for the Miss Gotham Calendar, to fund a daring experimental muon collider freeze ray.

Also, Archie looks comically effeminate.

NCallahan said on October 5th, 2011 at 12:02 pm

(singing a truly filthy song by the Sex Pistols)

buzz said on October 5th, 2011 at 12:14 pm

“Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it
Either way!”

Odd King said on October 5th, 2011 at 1:12 pm

Carousel!

William Kendall said on October 5th, 2011 at 1:14 pm

“gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal, seein’ everything, the time is goin’, tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’, gotta get down to the bus stop…”

Sorry. Somebody had to quote the Friday song….

gnosis said on October 5th, 2011 at 2:24 pm

Well if you want to sing out, sing out,
and if you want to be free, be free,
’cause there’s a million things to be,
you know that there are.

TigerMWD said on October 5th, 2011 at 5:06 pm

No “Planned Parenthood” joke yet?

GoatToucher said on October 5th, 2011 at 5:51 pm

“We beat prostate cancer!”

“No more chlamydiaaaaaaaa!”

“Two clicks in praise of our mighty insect overlords!”

That Guy said on October 5th, 2011 at 6:58 pm

“Don’t worry if it’s not good enough,
For anyone else to hear. just Sing! Sing a Song!”

JoshR said on October 5th, 2011 at 7:00 pm

“THE ARISTOCRATS!!!”

HrolfK said on October 5th, 2011 at 7:27 pm

80’s revival! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl3PYk_s4Kk&feature=related

‘They stole our eyes,
but we’re never ones to blame.
Paparazzi are taking up-skirt shots again.
They stole our eyes,
we’re filling up the frame.
They stole our eyes so we dance ballet.’

Makes more sense than that video.

HrolfK said on October 5th, 2011 at 7:52 pm

oooorrrr

‘… as they raise their rifles higher, I’ll sing ready, aim, fire.. (you didn’t see Lefors out there did you?)

DistantFred said on October 5th, 2011 at 10:03 pm

“We’re gonna have more fun and seem less weird than the first two years combined!”

Daniel said on October 6th, 2011 at 1:06 am

@gnosis: I fought the urge to make a “Harold and Maude” reference for fear no one would get it. I salute you for possessing the courage I lack…

cartoonjoe said on October 6th, 2011 at 2:52 pm

I’m surprised no one used the lyrics to “Jingle Jangle”…

Stig said on October 6th, 2011 at 8:42 pm

MY CROTCH IS BURNNNNNNING