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LarryBatman said on December 7th, 2011 at 9:11 am

Sabrina said she’d get me back for streaking through her front lawn.

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Maybe this will be enough of a hint to Veronica that I want a blowjob

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“The Gaga is pleased by the confusion of this mundane woman.”

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“There Is No God.”

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I’m just like you, Daddy! I’M JUST LIKE YOUUUU

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Now there’s a woman that would be pleasured by a giant sausage. I’d love to just stick one in her and make her day!

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“Remember the line: ‘Ich bin ein Frankfurter. Ich bin ein Frankfurter.’ You can do this, man.”

Also, this advertising campaign is not that far from what they’re actually putting out there.

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Hate me! Hate me! Hate me for the pig that I am!!!

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Maybe this lady knows where the BurgerTime cosplay convention is.

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And I thought I looked ridiculous! That colour is doing nothing for you, Mr Lodge.

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Keep on Truckin’…©

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William Kendall said on December 7th, 2011 at 1:14 pm

“I wonder what my wearing a hot dog costume has to do with Dilton’s latest diabolical plan for world domination.”

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I’m dressed like a giant tasty Goobermeyer, I have a sign saying ‘I’m a tasty Goobermeyer’, I’m doing the tasty Goobermeyer dance… how can you possibly be confused?!

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The Unstoppable Gravy Express said on December 7th, 2011 at 3:19 pm

ONLY THE SHOES ARE A COSTUME, THE REMAINDER IS MY TRUE FORM

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Jughead finally found a suit that wasn’t tight at the crotch. It was on that wonderful day that he truly, truly felt that he was a tasty Goobermeyer.

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Man, this is such a great way to pick up women.

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“If I can’t send Mr. Reyemreboog back to the Fifth Dimension this way, then I am royally fucked.”

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“I really need to stop making bets when I’m drunk.”

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“Don’t look it up on Urban Dictionary. You’re welcome.”

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GoatToucher said on December 7th, 2011 at 7:53 pm

With hard work and determination, he would one day become THE Tasty Goobermeyer.

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“I AM a tasty Goobermeyer!”

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Jughead won’t be able to resist my proposal! This time tomorrow, I’ll be Mrs. Ethel Jones!

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PERFECT. LITTLE. TROTTERS.

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Sorry we’re getting to lunch so late, Jughead, but I’m almost done moving these boxes.
Jughead? JUGHEAD! Why do you keep looking at me like that?

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I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner.

Oh God I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner.

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“It’s a complex metahpor”, she said. “You’ll be iconic!”, she said. Not only can I not find the Riverdale Tea Party rally, but I’m pretty sure this isn’t how you spell ‘Obama’…

Be More Gyro!

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There’s a new sound, the newest sound around,
the strangest sound that you have ever heard.
Not like a wild boar or a jungle lion’s roar, it isn’t like the cry of any bird.
But there’s a new sound, from deep down in the ground, the only protection from it is to be a hot dog.
Because this new, new sound the sound I’ve said is around is the sound that’s made when you actually pronounce the symbol ‘?’

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This was Riverdale’s best idea to get a Rex crossover? 😐

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This is going to get me so much pussy.

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“You kill one damn head terrorist at Nakatomi Plaza, and from then on his family just won’t leave you alone…”

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