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If you have to curse around a robot, the words “fuck me” are not a good choice!

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LashLightning said on September 18th, 2012 at 10:19 am

THIS ISN’T HOW IT TURNED OUT IN WEIRD SCIENCE!

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That isn’t love, those are the hearts of its earlier victims!

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“Dear God! The pincers! THE PINCERS!”

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Mitchell Hundred said on September 18th, 2012 at 11:35 am

Dilton, I tried to warn you that Big Ethel was the TX, but would you listen? Noooo, you just thought she had an abnormal skeletal structure.

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Mitchell Hundred said on September 18th, 2012 at 11:35 am

Just realized that Dilton actually looks pretty happy about this situation. So with that caption, let’s say that he’s the T-1000.

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“Here! Turn her off and tell that Rich kid to come pick her up! NOW!!”

(What? I can’t have been the only one thinking it.)

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highlyverbal said on September 18th, 2012 at 1:15 pm

“She loves this brick. Stay away from this brick.”

/hattip to The Jerk.

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“Download your own #@$%ing Internet porn, Dilton!”

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“I’LL TAKE TEN OF ‘EM!”

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“Dammit, Dilton, no matter what Hartley told you, you can’t just make me turn straight! And if you could, it wouldn’t be by putting an apron on Rapebot!”

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GoatToucher said on September 18th, 2012 at 5:04 pm

Dear Penthouse Forum…

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Diego Ibarra said on September 18th, 2012 at 9:08 pm

“Must… get… butter! Will… hurt… less!”

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“RUN! IT HAS A SKIRT, BUT IT ALSO HAS A PENIS! RUUUUUUUUUUNNN!!!”

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This is the last time I buy a budget sexbot!

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“What in gods name possessed you to make Mecha-Betty!?”

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Why, dear God why, did you give it the urge to mate but not give it genitals? The rhythmic bludgeoning descent of it’s featureless chrome pelvis shall haunt my memories!

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“Here! You take the Hot Potato! We can’t let the machines win!”

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William Kendall said on September 19th, 2012 at 2:12 pm

“Run, man, run! Seth Green’s Humping Robot has a sister, and she won’t take a hint!”

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(Insert Westworld reference here)

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This is all your fault, four-eyes! You never should have resurrected Tesla!

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“And _I’m_ calling trial number 37 in your Robo-RealDoll tests a failure, Dilton!”

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