As we all know thanks to Science, the octopus is one of the smartest animals under the sea – and when enraged, it becomes deadly! What do you do? What do you do?
Thankfully, you can breathe underwater and therefore have no worries that you can defeat the beast, seeing as how you are Rex the motherfucking Wonder Dog.
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take that, Science.
All the while Rex is covered in kryptonite dust.
Because some idiot squid mistook Rex for Krypto.
Rex is green because he’s covered in a synthetic algae of his own creation. This algae feeds oxygen through Rex’s fur, so he no longer needs to breathe while underwater. When he’s on land, the algae is dormant and turns white, blending in with his normal fur.
(Yes, Rex can absorb oxygen through his fur. He’s the motherfucking Wonder Dog.)
Also, pirates used pikes.
Rex made my morning.
Also, conveniently abandoned pirate pikes help.
For some reason, I am particularly fond of the phrase “The Dauntless Dog.”
Alex Toth, great though he was, couldn’t seem to keep Rex’s mouth closed ever.
That pirate knew one day his pike would be used by Rex and so placed it there. Rex’s awesome adventures defy space and time.
Lance, have you ever *had* a dog? Like Keira Knightley, they are nig fans of mouth-breathing.
…he’s UNDERWATER.
First glance: Rex uses pike to beat octopus.
Second glance: Realize that Rex is bored, so he uses pike to get his steak and eggs faster. The first panel proves he doesn’t need the pike, he’s already killing it.
Rex is preventing his mistress from getting into the whole tentacle sex thing that’s so prevalent in manga. As a reward, she’ll let Rex have his way with her tonight.