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Not Quite Improved Archie

Posted by MGK Published in Archie (Improved Or Otherwise), Comics, Interactive Fun Time Party

'I found this magic amulet which forces other people into the foreground!'

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CandidGamera said on July 7th, 2010 at 9:10 am

“And this was my swimsuit!”

Meanderthal said on July 7th, 2010 at 9:16 am

“Doll Man? He wasn’t so tough.”

Joe Mama said on July 7th, 2010 at 9:16 am

CandidGamera for the win. I don’t think I could top that if I tried.

utter scoundrel said on July 7th, 2010 at 9:20 am

“Is this your placenta?”

Squeamish said on July 7th, 2010 at 9:25 am

“Now your soul is mine! And what an ugly thing it is!”

duquesne_pdx said on July 7th, 2010 at 10:03 am

“I have to have these condoms custom made!”

-stalker- said on July 7th, 2010 at 10:17 am

“Veronica, our relationship. . . we’re like two peas in a pod.”

Burke said on July 7th, 2010 at 10:31 am

Not relevant to the discussion at hand, but is this what constitutes a challenge in Toronto? Or just for readers of the Toronto Sun?

Jordjevic said on July 7th, 2010 at 10:39 am

See, Veronica? I just press this button and I’ll keep shrinking to sizes that are marginal but unsettling!

MirrorMan said on July 7th, 2010 at 10:39 am

So, you take this IUD thingy, and you shove it up your…

ninjacrocodile said on July 7th, 2010 at 10:46 am

Got your nose!

malakim2099 said on July 7th, 2010 at 11:04 am

IA! IA! DILTON FHTAGN!

J.H. said on July 7th, 2010 at 11:56 am

“You want proof I’m serial killer? Here’s Betty’s hymen!”

CandidGamera said on July 7th, 2010 at 12:03 pm

“So, I finally took my Mego Robin out of the box!”

Quixim said on July 7th, 2010 at 12:13 pm

“See? They DO make Double-Condoms! Finally we can have sex!”

Willie Everstop said on July 7th, 2010 at 2:00 pm

“So you see Veronica, there is a good reason why you’ve never seen me and the Crimson Woodpecker together.”

PaulW said on July 7th, 2010 at 2:58 pm

“Why are you screaming like that? You’re acting as though Betty were outside of the car with a machete and a bottle of K/Y!”

Odd King said on July 7th, 2010 at 5:28 pm

It’s their souls, Veronica! Five hundred souls! In unending pain! Have you ever heard a more exquisite music? It’s like a sonic distillation of everything it is to be human!

Evan Waters said on July 7th, 2010 at 6:50 pm

“Yep, I’m the Corkscrew Killer! Been meanin’ to tell ya but I just been so darn busy that I never found a good time.”

Carter said on July 7th, 2010 at 7:00 pm

“… Dilton’s new optical illusion. In real-time it looks like the number 8, but if you see it during a flashback sequence it looks like a scary monster!”

Joe X said on July 7th, 2010 at 7:51 pm

I had my testicles removed and made into jewelry for you, Ronnie. Happy Birthday!

Eric S. Smith said on July 7th, 2010 at 10:27 pm

See, Ronnie? When I hold the amulet and wish, I can reach you wherever you are!

Eric S. Smith said on July 7th, 2010 at 10:29 pm

See, Betty? When I hold the amulet and wish…

NCallahan said on July 8th, 2010 at 12:06 am

“You see, Ronnie? We’re all going back to the water.”

Stig said on July 8th, 2010 at 4:08 am

“It’s a domino mask. Our first child is going to be a baby superhero. He will fight baby crime.”

Stig said on July 8th, 2010 at 4:13 am

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