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Jonathan Improved And Archie Norrell

Posted by MGK Published in Archie (Improved Or Otherwise), Comics, Interactive Fun Time Party

OH NO! THEY ATE ALL THE FOOD AND ONLY LEFT THE CENTREPIECE!

(hat tip to Jaime Weinman for this one)

The Improved Archie’s Fear (May 13th, 2014)
Improved Archie: The Ragin’ Climax (April 8th, 2014)
Archie Comics: The Improved Story (March 11th, 2014)
Who’s Afraid of Improved Archie? (January 30th, 2014)
Fifty Improvements of Archie (December 3rd, 2013)

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katzedecimal said on February 13th, 2013 at 9:15 am

*dies of LOL* omg that’s a big improvement. Okay, onto the captions..

“OH MY GOD! You killed Archie! You bastard!” (yeah okay so that was a little obvious)

“Archie! How will he wear his bow tie now?”

“Betty, no! That’s not what they meant by ‘head cheese’!”

HrolfK said on February 13th, 2013 at 9:52 am

‘Darn! I’m carrying this giant saw for nothing.’

Ben said on February 13th, 2013 at 10:00 am

“THIS IS NOT SUBTEXT ANYMORE, GODDAMNIT!”

Odd King said on February 13th, 2013 at 10:10 am

There can be only one!

Mitchell Hundred said on February 13th, 2013 at 10:29 am

No, not that knife! The cuts of meat will come out all uneven.

Dan said on February 13th, 2013 at 12:23 pm

Finally he gives head and it’s to that b&%*#!?

Chris Lowrance said on February 13th, 2013 at 12:36 pm

“Ouch! Damn it, this sweater is all full of static! Oh, hi Betty.”

Cespinarve said on February 13th, 2013 at 1:04 pm

Judging from Jughead’s eyeline, he’s clearly looking at something off-camera. Obviously Betty already dumped Archi’s bloody torso in the rubbish bins outside her garage.

A2H said on February 13th, 2013 at 1:32 pm

MY ANTIQUE TABLE! It’ll take weeks to get the right shade of wood finish ordered to cover it up!

William Kendall said on February 13th, 2013 at 2:07 pm

“Oh my God! Betty’s given into her cannibalistic true nature and didn’t even close the curtains!!! What if old man Wetherby walked by?”

William Kendall said on February 13th, 2013 at 2:08 pm

“Why didn’t someone tell me we’re having a Donner Party re-enactment?”

Travesty said on February 13th, 2013 at 2:48 pm

“Sweet mother of… oh, who am I kidding, this was a matter of time.”

buzz said on February 13th, 2013 at 5:30 pm

“Waidaminnit — if that’s Archie’s head then WHO’S BLOWING ME?!?!?”

PaulW said on February 13th, 2013 at 6:54 pm

“In truth, I had not known the extent of Betty’s grim resolve to keep Archie as her sexslave, bound to her twisted bloodgames. I must call for aid. I must call… REX THE MOTHERFUCKING WONDER DOG…!”

Thok said on February 13th, 2013 at 8:12 pm

“Damn it Betty, we were supposed to make the sacrifice together. Now I’ll never get my never-ending hamburger!”

Burke said on February 13th, 2013 at 8:29 pm

“The stars are right! The Old Ones gaze is upon us! Ia! Ia!”

Mike Smith said on February 13th, 2013 at 9:19 pm

“Gosh that was a good hamburger, I — HOLY CRAP HOW LONG HAS THIS FENCE BEEN HERE?”

UnSubject said on February 13th, 2013 at 11:05 pm

“Oh god! I forgot the box! We’ll never win the Se7en cosplay competition now!”

Dave said on February 13th, 2013 at 11:59 pm

“Years from now, this will inspire Ed Brubaker!”

Greg Morrow said on February 14th, 2013 at 1:20 am

I’m not surprised–