Via several sources, one discovers that anonymous emails are circulating out of South Carolina accusing Barack Obama of being a secret undercover Muslim.
Future email you may see in your inbox:
Dear friend, my name is Dennis Kucinich and I am the Congress-individual for these United States of Cleveland. I have recently come into a large sum of money from AMERICAN BUDGTET and require aid to disberse these funds to the good people of Cleveland. If you send me your banking information, I can assure you of a commission for your help in helping me to help the good people of Cleveland…
(Would not “Undercover Muslim” make an awesome cartoon? Imagine, every week he’d have to come up with a clever excuse to not eat pork.)