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Is… is Toa wearing a skort?

Note to Mayhem and Titan: belly shirts on men do not make you look tough.

And Stealth? Totally a man. Her shoulders are wider than her hips and she has no waist at all.

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malakim2099 said on January 9th, 2008 at 11:07 am

Maybe that’s why “she” is called Stealth….

You know, a co-worker tried to get me to watch AG. I’ve since blocked him from IMs. :)

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fuckin’ incredible. this is one of those “why didn’t i think?” of that moments.

toa is the rock’s stunt double — http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0715708/
his imdb profile pic, looks like a namor headshot.

@Palette — stealth is like, 4’8″ so her proportions are gonna look weird — you should have seen what she looked like when she was in competition shape.

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Cookie McCool said on January 9th, 2008 at 11:48 am

I’m not sure i can ever watch the show (I’d miss Nitro and Gemini too much), but man. Wolf, you are like some sad yet awesome made-for-TV Sabretooth. Please don’t ever change!

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Milkman Dan said on January 9th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
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Sage Freehaven said on January 9th, 2008 at 2:30 pm

Wolf = win. End of discussion.

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Okay, they totally copied Wolf from the British show that was copied from American Gladiators back in the 1990s. Does that still count as copying?

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Hey, end of civilization! Whassup, m’man! I’ve been, like, waiting for you, dude!

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Lord Elsworth said on January 9th, 2008 at 3:40 pm

No Atlasphere? What kind of gladiator game is that? Next you’ll be saying they’ve removed the fighting with giant Q-Tips on the tops of pillars.

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Cookie McCool said on January 9th, 2008 at 4:14 pm

Hm, in retrospect, I get more of a Stargate vibe from Toa than The Mummy.

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I’m deeply troubled by Mayhem. It wasn’t until he was referred to as “son” that I was sure what to think. I mean, above the waist, it could go either way – dude, or dude-like female body builder. Then, the way he’s standing makes his package stand out . . . oh God, my head hurts . . .

Wow, suddenly One More Day seems like a cool idea!

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They still got the q-tips, but they’re only doing it with the women thus far. I say, put a SCAdian on that event against any gladiator. Even if he’s hairy and got three chins, I’ll stick my money on the SCA guy.

Damn. Hellga and Fury are hot. I love muscle women. That’s just 5 flavors of yum.

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=HshFoAkHppo look who superman is lol.

And they had the Q tips with the men @ zenrage the guy just lost horrendously when he got himself DQed twice in a row. It was the mayhem guy who looks like a robot.

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Charlotte said on January 9th, 2008 at 9:26 pm

That dude Titan is the single gayest looking dude I have ever laid eyes on. Was he a gay porn star? For serious.

Now you need to give the three-cent version of wtf American Gladiator is to those of us without television or pop-cultural awareness. Reality TV? Drama/Sci-Fi? UFC?

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Evil Midnight Lurker said on January 9th, 2008 at 9:36 pm

Reality TV, sort of. It was a contest show, ordinary joes and janes pitted against these types of folks in obstacle courses, boffa-combat, and other sporting events.

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Charlotte: As always, youtube is your friend.

Intro: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLfACqLDeTM
10 minutes sample: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGUHvUzIic8

Is it possible to cringe yourself inside out? Good lord. My only defense is that I was, like, 8.

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This show needs a Malibu Jr. Where is the Gladiator who is all about the power of California pseudo-Zen?

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I can’t believe no one is named “Tower”.

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There was a Tower on the original 1989-96 program, actually.

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Are you sure Wolf isn’t just Alan Moore on steroids?

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Lol@ the titan gay thing me and my sister basically said that the first time we saw him too.

However apparently Militia is the gay one according to internet thignies.

Or atleast gay for pay. Just google it.

Gladiators is basically the professional wrestling of extreme sports. Cheesy “god like” beings are pitted against regular people in competitions that usually involve the gladiators beating them up with large foam objects or someone being dunked in a pit of water*in some cases both* They compete for points which are mostly useless since it gives a minimal lead in the final event unless one person sucks at everything.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koo9B5Bp_Gk this was probably the most entertaining one so far of that.

Anyway whoever wins competes again in a later episode (or something like that) until you get a winner. Its porbably fixed its cheesy as hell. But its completly utterly hilarious.

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Way to go FURY.. my gal. She sure fits the part of a Gladiator if you dont know her. … she, like I have it in the blood for this type of competiton. I DID kick her ass though… would LOVE to be a Gladiator BUT IM CANADIAN.. cant compete… so I will just have to wait until the next http://www.femsport.tv show to kick her ass again!! For all of you who dont have respect for the sport…you try it without giving up or puking!! lol.. ah… such fun. xo

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colin daynes said on February 14th, 2008 at 12:05 am

i am a canadian citizen, and on the canadian olympic team. am i allowed to compete on american gladiator

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Russ Ferris said on March 1st, 2008 at 3:44 am

I think they SHOULD allow Colin Daynes to compete. Why not? Isn’t that what NAFTA is all about? You go CUZ!

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Have you seen the new UK Gladiators. its very bizzarro world. its like american gladiators only everyone’s so polite and the gladiators are sometimes self depricating. I just heard a woman built like a tank named Enigma say, “I’m so mad at myself for that last event, well good luck next go” and apparently there’s one called atlas and this is his announcer blurb “His muscles are only surpassed by his manners, the gentleman gladiator- Atlas” This is too damn surreal.
And they’re oddly eco friendly
http://www.greendaily.com/2009/01/15/uk-gladiators-will-kick-your-butt-with-a-lighter-carbon-footprin/

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lain obed said on April 1st, 2009 at 2:18 pm

crush is beautifull i`m from mexico mi name is lain

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