And I know they will want to know how to make salad bowls out of bacon.
God damn it! This is exactly the sort of thing I should have thought of first in order to get people coming to my blog!
I can feel my heart slowing. And it’s delicious.
There is no word for something so beautiful.
Bacon brings me closer to religion than almost any other experience in the world.
Then I remember that most of the interesting religions ban it, and go back to happy atheism.
In other news, you may already be aware that fandom is eating itself. Or at least eating you.
Oh waiter, I’ll have the butter-flavored dressing.
Ahem. The correct spelling is “nom nom nom.”
will – yeah, I’d seen the “collected parody” torrent on Zcult previously, and then it popped up on Mininova a while back. Nice (?) to see it hit the big leagues.
I snagged it, and I’m glad I did. A lot of those so-called parodies are just downright meanspirited, without any heart or humor – just bitter, below the belt low blows. Yours is different.
Those bacon cups will go perfectly with the meatcake.
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