Might be NSFW, although only barely.
………………what can you say about that?
I’m not touching that with a twenty foot pole.
Wow, some people just have too much time on their hands.
Oh dear god…
(Said out loud upon viewing, btw)
Clicks on link. See picture, tries to see what’s so NSFW about that. Reads caption and realization dawns. Spontaneously spews “Oh, dear lord!”
Wow, this might just be the best call-back joke I’ve ever seen. Bravo.
I’m mostly curious as to the construction of the things. I was hoping the “Did You Know” or “Only the Best” links would explain that, but no, I’m left wondering if some sort of anus craftsman spent some time hand-carving a realistic anus for the mold, or if perhaps someone coated their anus in plaster to create one. Either way, I’m still pretty disgusted.
Also, even though it’s just chocolate, you know you’d still hesitate to eat one.
I’d bet someone coated their anus in plaster. They make molds of pornstar’s genitals for the purpose of making sex toys, so it’s not really so far fetched.
I think I saw anus!
…melts in your mouth, not on your dick?
I wonder if they;ll make goatsee chocolate.
For the love of God, why?
As far as what you can find plumbing the murky depths of the intraweb, this is pretty tame…
My sanity has already been eroded too much, Lovecraft-style, by playing “Google Seppuku” to feel any disgust at this one particular thing.
Well, yes, it’s not all that disgusting by internet standards, but the question still stands. Why the FUCK are there fine chocolate anuses for sale? And why the FUCKING fuck are there silver ones as well?
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