Well, they would be a problem, but they saw the thunder coming for them.
Even in the deepest Sahara, every bandit knows not to mess with Rex the motherfucking Wonder Dog.
What can I say in response to that except — motherfucking A!
“The One World Government will take away your guns with MOTHERFUCKING PARACHUTING NINJA DOGS!!!”
So I’m missing something. They have guns, he’s dangling down from a parachute, descending sort of slowly, and has no way of dodging.
Obviously I’m missing something.
(It’s because he’s Rex the Wonder Dog, right?)
Rex the Wonder Dog might take away the guns… but heaven help him if he makes a try for Doctor Doom’s Ponies!!!!
A cage match! Rex the Wonder Dog vs. Doctor Doom! (Watch Rex rip his throat out! Or maybe he will use Doom’s leg as a fire hydrant and short him out!))
Nah, I’d rather see Rex the Wonder Dog vs. Squirrel Girl. That would be one for the ages—it’d be like the unstoppable force/immovable object paradox.
Zeynep: clearly, Rex would catch the bullets in his mouth, then spit them back at the bandits, killing them.
I mean, duh.
This is racist!
This explains why Namor keeps shouting “Imperious Rex!”. He’s praying. In Dog We Trust.
Sofa King has, of course, revealed one of the Secret Awesomes of History: The Romans based their word for king on the name of Rex the Wonder Dog.
The Anglo-Saxons, of course, were altogether less respectful of authority. They instead based their word for completely beats the shit out of on the dog himself (but screwed up the spelling. No surprise there; if you’re reading anything in Middle English you’ll notice that they will shove a W in anywhere it’ll fit).
At this point I expect Rex to kick anybody’s ass, but I am continually amazed by his cool, dry wit…
“I’d rather see Rex the Wonder Dog vs. Squirrel Girl.”
MGK, YOU MUST WRITE THIS. It’s the modern day Clash of the Titans.
Rex vs. Doom.
The World’s Greatest Hero.
The World’s Greatest Villain.
Ultimate Arcane Power is the prize.
We need a series called The Secret Awesomes of History.
Everyone is wrong. The ultimate DC/Marvel Crossover is…..
Rex the Wonderdog & Cosmo.
Rex ain’t losing to no Goddamn filthy commie and that’s the end of that.
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