Man builds his own rollercoaster.
I don’t know about the “perfectly safe” part, but hell, at least it’d be a cooler story to tell than getting injured by a push lawnmower or snowblower.
Yeah, perfectly safe until he gets beheaded.
Crap! Links don’t work here?
(They do, but you have to use standard HTML. — MGK)
“And I contend that those tourists were decapitated *before* they entered the Krustyland house of knives.” -Krusty the Clown
Do we know for sure that Ermey had nothing to do with this???
look how thin the damned rails are. Safe? NOOOOOOOO. Fun? YESSSSSSS.
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