Everything I Ever Really Needed To Know I Learned From Asterix Comics, The End

104.) The Simpsons Are Going To Egypt!

105.) Password-Based Security Is Easily Exploited

106.) The “Shove It Up Your Ass” Joke Should Be Introduced To Children At A Relatively Early Age

107.) Even An Imitation Sean Connery Makes Things Better

108.) Do Not Stare At People’s Sisters

109.) THE WHIP! THE WHIP!

110.) Soothsayers Are Unreliable At Best

111.) Gardening Requires A Great Deal Of Patience

112.) Barbarians Sometimes Like Flowers

113.) Moichandisin’! Moichandisin’! Moichandisin’!

114.) Rock Out Like It Is 099 B.C.

115.) When You Are Really Down, Just Lean Against The Side Of The Panel

116.) You Are Never Too Old To Ogle Hot Chicks

117.) Torturers Are Perky

118.) He Does Not Hire Out Fish

119.) Which Is Good Because They’re Kind Of Old

120.) Waa-Waa-Waa-Waa-Waa, WAAAAAAAAA-Waaa-Waaa

121.) Government Functionaries Are Not Always Inclined To Help The Common Man

122.) It’s Lovely Once You’re In

123.) Act Casual

124.) The Properness Of Thumping People Is A Question Of Timing

125.) Tax Collectors Speak In Forms

126.) Birds (Justifiably) Hate Pollution

127.) Sometimes Things Just Go Your Way

128.) A Good Grasp Of Your Mental Health Is Of Little Benefit

129.) Super Persic Washes Even Purpler!

130.) A Good Editor Teaches You To Be Brief

131.) Jewish People Frequently Change Their Name To Appear Acceptable To The Majority

132.) It Is Rude To Talk While Fighting

133.) These Romans Are Crazy

134.) Romans Are Humans