The Secret Origin of Rex the Wonder Dog.
25
Aug
As emailed to me by about ten dozen people
Posted by MGK Published in Comics, Rex The Motherfucking Wonder Dog, The InternetsSearch
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Aww, the puppy loves his baseball.
As always, there’s an undercurrent of smirking smugness that colors all of Jones’ work, but it’s still a lot of fun.
So essentially Rex is the dog version of Captain America. And to think he started out as Green Lantern’s pet before being rebooted into Rex…
No Cap is the human version of Rex. Don’t see Steve killing Nazi’s with his teeth, do ya?
I just KNEW that was going to be linked to here.
“That man isn’t Yiddish!”
I was going to send this your way, but I figured one on the people posting “I immedeately thought of MGK’ would do so, since those were both my immedeate thoughts as well.
Honestly, I’m only surprised you didn’t already have this on the site somewhere…
Who put Rex on steroids? I always thought he was just a dog who just happened to be awesome.
You know, if he’s been alive since WWII without any bad effects there’s no reason he can’t keep going on into, say, legion time.
also
Fuck YOU, Cap.
Somehow, I don’t know… having an origin cheapens the whole affair.
Clearly the “origin” is just a cover story to throw his enemies off the scent (so to speak).
IF ONLY THEY TESTED IT ON A HUMAN!
I have that issue. It’s got an origin of Ambush Bug, too.
Plus, the Trigger Twins.
“For the war effort!” “THE WAR EFFORT!”
They never seem to be able to write the formula down.. no notes.. no research.. just mixing chemicals at random in a lab.
That’s because the formula is a placebo.
Rex just is that big a Nazi killing badass.
No steroids. He is swollen with awesome.
The link no longer works. This is why you should never use links. Copy the entire thing and post it on here. That way people who only found this site a few weeks ago can still see stuff like this.