1.) There is as yet no study about whether allowing men to watch sporting events likewise reduces risk of breast cancer, but I shall be sure to keep an eye out.
2.) Once again, SCIENCE HATES LESBIANS.
3.) The study also says that they have to swallow, so guys, remember, if you want to come on a girl’s face, it’s officially now a health risk for her. (As well as for you if she tries to hit you with something because you didn’t ask first.)