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Today is the first day of the rest of my life. A better life.

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This must be used wisely.

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Sage Freehaven said on December 1st, 2008 at 4:51 pm

And thus Flapjacks was nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize.

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Mad Scientist said on December 1st, 2008 at 5:48 pm

…I’d have said Ignoble, myself… ^_^

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And forever and ever the conversation that began the subtle revolution of men refusing to be pussies is sang throughout the lands as the XY chromosome anthem. All over the world, the STAT movement spread, eventually culminating in the most revolutionary use of the word stat on record: A single recording, in every language and dialect requesting, nay DEMANDING:

“I need you to stop fighting, love each other, and contribute to world peace, STAT!”

What followed was an endless symphony of peace and prosperity that the world as a whole has never seen. The founders of the movement are gods among men, and engineers of the single most important discovery of mankind.

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I need you to fully fund MGK’s law school tuition, [i]stat.[/i]

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That would’ve worked better if, you know, that was in italics.

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Try angley brackets next time.

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Bring me a shipful of corpses, STAT.

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My new goal in life is to try this, stat.

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Surely “un” can’t be stronger than “anti”?

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DogChasingCars said on December 2nd, 2008 at 12:35 am

Loved this, but thought I should leave the obligatory note that Kant is not an existentialist – he searched for a compromise between empiricists and rationalists in the 18th century. /*end useless philosophy post

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I need you to mock Final Crisis, stat.

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Oddly enough, my first reaction is, “Thank goodness you spelled it correctly.”

(Yes, I am one of those annoying people who knows that it’s short for the Latin “statim.”)

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I desperately want to see this done as a short skit in a variety show. STAT.

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“We need responsible government, stat!”

Clearly it doesn’t always work right away …

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studiocitizen said on December 12th, 2008 at 2:39 pm

TLDR.

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You gotta look the part if you wanna say stat. Usually authoritative. If I saw the little weird guy at work trying to ask for things using stat, it would probably just make everyone not like him more for trying to use it. Stat is a double edged sword, my friends.

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I love how most of the comments w/ people trying to use “stat” are themselves using it in ways which were explicitly shown not to work in the original post.

I need you to destroy all internet comments stat!

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Just moments after stumbling upon this I stumbled on this,
http://fanboys-online.com/index.php?comic=4

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A very entertaining post.

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“Jack Norris (Ed) said on December 1st, 2008 at 11:51 pm

Surely “un” can’t be stronger than “anti”?

anti dead is preferable to undead, though there are gray areas. i would put forward the undead is a stronger concern for anti dead.

and you cant turn the tables on me with an anti undead, thats a given, understood to be pro life (as opposed to noob life)
but i digress.

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