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Err, wasn’t Zack’s last name (checks imdb) Morris? Slater was Mario Lopez’s character.

Other than that, quite a good read, although I fear the conversation that brought the idea to light.

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This was terrifyingly amazing

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I literally had tears of laughter in my eyes reading that.

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Lister Sage said on January 27th, 2009 at 11:10 am

Either he forgot to put Flapjacks in the Posted field or everyone saying that Flapjacks is just MGK’s split-personality with no taste is wrong.

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[joyous applause]

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Sheer genius.

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I love how Screech’s destiny is pretty much unchanged from our current reality.

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So, if Saved By The Bell replaces Law and Order, who runs for the GOP Presidential nod after Haskins dies in the fire in ’02?

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Dude, this is downright Borgesian.

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I think I’m getting the fear. You’ve hit the main nerve, man. That’s what’s giving me the fear.

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Wow, Tom Shales has watched Ishtar 1000 times? Lucky guy, I’ve only seen it about 30 times myself, but I’m looking forward to seeing it a thousand times before I die. If you are an Ishtar fan, join our group, and share the love. Send an email to ILoveIshtar-subscribe@yahoogroups.com and your life will immediately get better.

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Lisa TURTLE. Turtle.

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It just kept going…and kept getting better and better.

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But the real question is, what does Hayley Mills have to say about all of this?!

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Wait, does that mean we are deprived the wonder that is Showgirls? No epileptic swimming pool sex?

Such a world is too terrible to contemplate.

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Sage Freehaven said on January 27th, 2009 at 6:31 pm

I felt dirty reading that.

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DIstantFred said on January 28th, 2009 at 1:23 am

BeeSee: Alternate universe. Her last name was different there. And it made all the difference. Had her last name been Tuttle here… ‘Bell’ would be coming on in two short weeks.

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Damn it, Will beat me to the Showgirls reference.

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Interesting side note: Back in my days as a bouncer here in fabulous Las Vegas, we were once treated to an evening where Mr. Belding came into the club and was seen “riding a llama” of his very own.

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Nice, but no love for Stacy Carosi (Leah Remini)?

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Brian Smith said on January 28th, 2009 at 5:23 pm

I can only imagine how epic the Bayside Inferno would be, because the entire school is sitting on an oil field. The only reason why they haven’t pumped it all out is because a duck died. Or maybe several ducks — I just know that one dead duck was Zack’s favorite, and he couldn’t save her, even though he apparently has the power to freeze time.

In retrospect, if Zack ever becomes a super-hero, that episode could be his origin story.

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Generic Lad said on January 30th, 2009 at 4:09 am

And Mariska Hargitay’s career dwindles away to nothing after foolishly accepting the lead in “Showgirls”…

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Love your alt history humor. I hope saved by the bells is redubbed by someone with humor and talent.

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Kurt Steinberg said on February 9th, 2009 at 1:15 am

It would have been great if you had included a 2008 made-for-tv movie where Screech and Mr. Belding get married in a gay wedding. I think that Screech would be a wonderful wife for Belding!

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