There’s a river flooding! And a horse in danger! What can possibly be done?
Well, maybe you just ride that horse along the river wreckage, if your name is Rex the motherfucking Wonder Dog.
Not even remotely the most impressive thing he’s done on horseback.
Oh Lance, now you’re just setting down furry bait.
No, really! Horseback riding was almost his most common feat, right behind gun-snatching.
And now I am thinking of that fanfic from before…
If Final Crisis had involved Rex leading the Legion of Super-Pets into battle, I might have been willing to buy it…
“Mommy, what is that doggy doing to Buttercup?”
“Gun-snatching”. Heh. I ain’t heard it called that since I stopped hanging out at the country and western gay bar.
Bullshit, you know you never stopped hanging out at the country and western gay bar.
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