“From the animation studio that brought you Wonder Horseface now comes Green Lantern With Lockjaw (Not The Alien Dog, The Disease).”
Top comment: I’d still rather watch it than the “Superman: Doomsday” movie, which gave me brain cancer. — Matt
They’ve rehashed the Green Lantern origin story so often it hurts me. At a certain point, I question the wisdom of ever even being a Green Lantern. Because, at the end of the day, the story won’t be about you. It’ll be about how you got wacked, became totally disillusioned, or went insane, and who found your replacement.
I’d still rather watch it than the “Superman: Doomsday” movie, which gave me brain cancer.
Couldn’t they have animated Alan Scott’s origin instead?
Starring Bruce Campbell
Who needs Bruce Timm when you can hire high school art students? *Headdesk*
“Starring Bruce Campbell”
Oh, I am there!
Besides, Lockjaw (the dog) couldn’t be in this movie, what with his Pet Avengers comic deal.
Mein Gott, Bruce Campbell would make an awesome Green Lantern.
It’s Hal Jordan we’re talking about here. As long as there are enough butt shots, no one cares about his face.
I thought that for Hal Jordan, the two were one and the same?
His butt was smarter.
“First Flight”? That’s… weak. I get he’s a pilot and all, but still.
/sense of humor
“Wonder Horseface?” Oh, dude, harsh. Honestly, having seen the WW movie at New York Comic Con, it was so goddamned great that one hardly gives a crap. And hell, I found her nose to be quite refreshing in an animated female.
Resuming normal sense of humor.
The art designers wanted to gave Hal a strong jaw, so what?
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