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*chokes with awesome*

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Word to your momma. And your papa. Who are dead.

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DistantFred said on March 3rd, 2009 at 10:24 am

Per Degaton could so easily beat Batman by going forward until his identity is a matter of public record (or until some member of the JLA/Outsiders becomes a broken hobo), then going back in time and kicking Joe Chill in the face 10 minutes before the end of Zorro.

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Sage Freehaven said on March 3rd, 2009 at 10:26 am

In before someone makes this an actual song.

With a music video.

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I thought this was going to be lame, but instead it was awesome.

GOOD JOB!

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MirrorMan said on March 3rd, 2009 at 11:33 am

Step away from the computer….

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is the title to this “Tower of Babel?” And I’m glad the “Wonder-holes” don’t get renamed the “Bat Cave.”

Does he drop the Batmic after he finishes sobbing?

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lairdofdarkness said on March 3rd, 2009 at 12:33 pm

Genius
I fully expect this to actually happen – thats how the internets works isn’t it?

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Heeeeeeeeeee.

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Well, just when I think I’ve seen it all.

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This is one of those times when I wish there was that big ‘go forth and make it for me’ button so that I could sit back and watch the glory of New Frontier footage dubbed with this lyrical apocalypse.

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The Death of Gwen Stacy

I’m the motherfucking
Spider-M-A-N.
One day I was
fighting the
Green Goblin.
Fucker kidnapped
my girlfriend, Gwen.
He threw my bitch
off the Brooklyn Bridge.
I caught her ass
with a web-line thwip,
but her neck snapped,
so I went on the attack.
Dazed and abused,
I drove the Goblin back.
Seeing Gwen dead
got me unhinged.
Fuck Uncle Ben,
I wanted revenge!

Not too long later,
Goblin versus Spider,
Norman got impaled
on his goblin-glider.
As his breath
started to fade,
Gobby said,
“They’ll bring me back
in a few decades.”

That’s a day in the life
of Peter Parker,
so outta my way,
or it’s thwip thwip,
motherfucker!

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I wonder if I should change Norman’s dialogue to “I’ll rule the world / in a few decades.”

Further sucka MCs, please step up to be beat down by Batman. His parents are muhfuckin dead.

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Very nice work.
You’ve made it to /co/ btw

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Wonder-holes? Classic. I smell a new derogatory term for a Wonder Woman/ Wonder Whore analogy!

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The whitest man on Earth doing black music?

Perfect for Square Root Day:

http://fullbodytransplant.wordpress.com/2009/03/03/happy-square-root-day/

Round pegs for the win.

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longhairedlady said on March 4th, 2009 at 5:49 pm

Oh man, this was just going along until *boom* the last line and the “repeat last two lines until Batman breaks down crying in front of parents’ graves.” Well played!

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