Birds stealing ice cream.
Those are some brazen fucking birds. And by birds I mean flying shitbags.
I’d like to think I’m a little more aware than these people. If I was in that situation, I’d be leaving a trail of feathers and broken necks.
Screw PETA, animals get along just fine on their own.
So, does this mean that they get a bird brain freeze?
Thank you, I’ll be here all night! Tip your waitress.
Ah! Well a-day! What ice’d cream bought
For children old and young!
Instead of ice cream the sea gulls came
And ice’d cream, there was none!
All due apologies to Samuel Taylor Coleridge.
I think that’s the best thing I’ve seen all day. I probably wouldn’t admire the gulls like this if they’d stolen my ice cream, but they’re just so bold and fast.
I desperately want to know where this is, so that I can go there and watch.
Jesus. I am TERRIFIED of birds. I would be in the funny picture at the end, the one flinging ice cream every which way and screaming, not blithely licking away at one ice cream cone while a GIANT EFFING WHITE BIRD IS EATING THE OTHER.
What SmR said. And what the hell are birds doing eating ice cream? They’re not even mammals for gawd’s sake.
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