Seven dogs and six cats that are probably much richer than you.
I was curious about one of the dogs on this list and wanted to know more so I clicked a link and discovered that one of the sources used by Bankling.com’s seven richest dogs list is CreditCardPundit.com’s five richest pets list.
It occurs to me that the internet is headed for a recursive loop where all of the novelty Top N lists just wind up citing one another.
I can’t help but think that these would be the easiest targets for embezzlement that one could hope for.
I myself know of one dog that I would not try embezzelement on, Rex The (MOTHERFUCKING) Wonder Dog. Also this is pure crap because really any list of rich/badass/awesome animals MUST include Rex The (MOTHERFUCKING)Wonder Dog.Really with all the people he saves/ criminals that die horribly at his hands, er jaws he has to be rolling in a mountian of money. The fact that he is exclude from this list is a crime!
“I can’t help but think that these would be the easiest targets for embezzlement that one could hope for.”
Yeah, it’d be pretty tempting to pretend to throw the check at the dog but pocket it instead.
There is a simple reason Rex is not on that list, Solid Snake.
Rex knows that material goods bring only suffering, so he donates the (many) gifts he receives to those who truly need them.
Really, I e-mail you Youtube gold to share and you post some crap about rich pets? I’m disappointed, MGK.
The Youtube gold in question already got linked by Metafilter and a couple of other link aggregators. I try to be a little more eclectic, lest we go into “HEY IT IS SUSAN BROYLE SINGING AND THE JUDGES ARE ALL SURPRISED!!!!” territory.
Bullshit. You’re clearly on the take from Gunther IV’s PR machine. That dog buys and sells bloggers like nobody’s business.
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