I never, ever want to see dancin’ Sex on my television ever again. Hey, remember season two? When you said you didn’t want psycho fame-whores on your dancing show? What happened to that? Why do I now have to watch not only Sex, but also a subpar Dmitri the Lover wannabe jumping up and down?
What happened to the good auditions in Seattle? I mean, you put twenty people through to choreography on day one; surely some of them must have done some small bit of dancing that was worth watching and worth putting on television. This isn’t Idol. Watching people dance badly isn’t fun; it’s just painful. Watching you mug for the camera while you watch the bad dancers isn’t fun either. PS: it’s not fun when you mispronounce people’s names for a laugh either.
(Also: watching Philip Chbeeb and Ariel dance together made me think that he’s desperately in love with her and she thinks they’re really great friends.)
(Also 2: Adam Shankman is awesome, and I forever forgive him for all the terrible movies he’s directed.)