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NCallahan said on May 29th, 2009 at 9:12 am

Last night’s show was substantially less fun than the Miami/Memphis auditions. But even those had a good bit of “let’s put this loser on because they’re a loser”. I kept flipping between the Seattle try-outs and CSI episode about bondage-gone-wrong #378.

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Sex asking his mother’s permission before participating in the “Dance Battle” was maybe the saddest thing I’ve ever seen.

As always, I’m glad the audition shows are over. I understand that the auditions are part of the Kabuki-like ritual of TV reality talent competitions, but they’re always so stupid and pointless. I just want to get to the good stuff.

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The sexual tension between Phillip Chbeeb and Arielle Coker is fascinating! Ugh, so awkward but adorable!

She’s obviously cuter than him, but he has a real following in the popping community and therefore has some cred. I think she’d hit it if he stopped pulling faces and made a move. Go for it, Phillip!

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Also, I am a girl.

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Lister Sage said on May 29th, 2009 at 2:40 pm

Karen: Would never have guessed.

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Wait, there’s a person on the show named Sex?

Because while that’s the only way that first paragraph makes any sense, it simply opens up a gateway to a world of non-Euclidian what the fuck.

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JQ_NW_American said on May 30th, 2009 at 12:52 am

God damn. “Sex” is 35. It’s an insult to the actual auditioning public when they bring in an oaf who doesn’t even qualify. Beyond this, why would they give him to anyone as a partner? I hope that poor girl had immunity because he could have really fucked her over.

On an unrelated note, having seen many parts of the “choreography” round, doesn’t it look like shit? I mean, in the past, the choreography round hasn’t been hard to watch, but, jesus, Lauren, why? How? Having never been a Lauren fan of any sort, I feel no need to sugarcoat my suspicion that everyone else was busy and she was just the person who got farthest that they could contract for a couple of days without conflict. Everyone else was doing real work. One day someone told Nigel they could get an artistically relevent top x

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Non-Euclidian WTF is as good a description as any I’ve ever heard. Technically, he is a person, but it is not the first word that comes to my mind. Or even the thirty-fifth.

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