Torontoist asked me to write about a relentlessly self-promoting gossip blogger. So I did.
Top comment: That shirt may not be photoshopped, but killer shades that radical have to be outlawed in real life. — HittheTargets
I did not know that Weird Al had a Twitter. That almost makes me want to check Twitter out.
I saw a topless photo of Neve Campbell a month or so ago. So, sad.
Having never heard of this Zack Taylor fellow before the article, I decided to check him out about halfway through. Let me say this:
I had no idea it was so easy to be considered a celebrity blogger. All you have to do is find some pictures of celebrities and a few quotes? And you rarely, if ever have to actually write?
I mean, does a picture of Bruce Willis and his stunt double really count as news?
Also, this guy is so painfully bad at being a celebrity blogger. He should go back to his job at Kinko’s.
I may have misread the article, but I think you described Taylor as attractive. I must register my profound disagreement with that statement.
When have you mentioned goldfish?
That shirt may not be photoshopped, but killer shades that radical have to be outlawed in real life.
Did they reaaaaly have to make him the Black Ranger, though?
q: Oh, I know this one! Not only they made him the black ranger, they made the asian girl the yellow ranger! And when they realized it could be kinda racist? They changed the black ranger to an asian dude, and the yellow ranger to a black chick! Holy messy political corrections Batman!
“And when they realized it could be kinda racist? They changed the black ranger to an asian dude, and the yellow ranger to a black chick!”
Racism is solved forever!
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