Hoekstra is a Meme.
Got grounded by mom.
Feels like Guantanamo.
iPod is broken.
Now I know what it’s like to have your spouse murdered.
My nose is bleeding.
Now I know how a woman feels when Aunt Flow visits.
Note to female readers: please don’t hurt me. :-p
Forgot to eat dinner.
Now I know what it’s like to be a famine victim.
And after a couple weeks of taking their lumps on the intertubes, Fox News will report on the meme while, once again, conveniently replacing the R after his name with a D (y’know, just a typo).
Then after a few more weeks, right-wingers will use the meme as a way of ignoring any accurate comparisons made by the left-wing.
I am not wrong.
My phone crapped out on me…
Now I know what it feels like to live in a third world country…
Got called gay and punched in the arm while wearing a pink shirt.
Now I know what it feels like to be Harvey Milk.
And to think, he’s (one of 5,000 people) running for Governor of Michigan. And he’s considered a “Good representative” from the area I used to live.
I’ve had Pete Hoekstra as a Representative.
Now I know what 1930s Germany was like.
I just rode my bike two miles while I had a massive headache.
Now I know exactly what it’s like to be Lance Armstrong.
I saw a new meme on the internet.
Now I know what the people who found the Dead Sea Scrolls felt like.
I was once a little hungry at work. It was exactly like a concentration camp.
I was going to eat one of the juicy and delicious plums in the closet when I found that they had gone bad. This is exactly what it’s like to be a farmer whose crop fails at a crucial time.
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