The annual Jeopardy Teen Tournament is on before SYTYCD and I’m watching it, both because i like Jeopardy and because I’m eating my dinner (which is a salad today) and I am pleased to report that these kids – who were effortlessly nailing all the answers and generally doing everything but wearing signs saying “One Day Soon I’m Going To Be Pretty Fucking Important And You’re Lucky That’s The Case” – did not know a single answer in the “Teen Choice Awards 2008” category. Like, not one of them at all. Multiple wrong guesses on every question.
Isn’t that terribly encouraging? I think that’s encouraging.