Disney’s buying Marvel.
Bambi’s male. But yeah. That sucks.
Bambi’s a dude? Suddenly my penchant for wearing my Mum’s clothes as a kid makes a teensy bit more sense…
Also: Simba’s a skrull.
Also: I’d pay money to see World War Stitch.
Also: Jeph Loeb should write ULTIMATE COMICS GOOFY.
Also: DISNEY ZOMBIES.
Does this mean that all the guns in the Marvel Universe will be replaced with kittens that fart magic pixie dust and everyone ends up being friends at the end of the comics?
Also: Warren Ellis’ latest project, NUCROSSGEN: FUTURE ELECTRIC GODS.
Also: New Incredibles, Mighty Incredibles, Dark Incredibles, and The Avengers: Incredibles.
If anything, I hope that this means better quality control for marvel products.
Also: Garth Ennis gives you the Mickey in MICKEY MOUSE MAX.
Also: CondorMan replaces Nighthawk in Joe Casey’s LAST NEW SECRET DEFENDERS miniseries.
Also: Simba vs. T’Challa in WAR OF KINGS II.
Brian Bendis introduces Super Goof to the New Avengers.
And Peter David achieves his long-held dream as Ariel joins X-Factor and becomes part of their world.
In all seriousness–wonder how this will tie in with the BOOM!-licensed comics?
Scrooge McDuck replaces Norman Osborne.
malakim2099: Unable to contain the awesomeness of Duck Reign, my head just exploded.
I totally forgot that Disney bought some or all of the old CrossGen stuff when they went under.
My dreams of She-Hulk and Mulan teaming up are one step closer to fruition.
So will they be adding any mutants to the Small World cast?
What will this do to Gladstone Comics?
FUCK! That’s just wrong.
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