(cover of Justice Traps the Guilty #50)
Am I wrong or does the gascan have a perfectly round hole in its side? Also those are some big dam feet, so it must be sideshow bob.
It must have been the chronic discomfort of athlete’s foot that drove him to a life of crime.
Don’t let him touch you with his feet, Pete! His horrible, horrible feet!
I wish you hadn’t posted that picture. Those vast yellow toenails are going to haunt me for EVER.
Some men just want to see the world burn.
True Police and FBI Cases? So we’re to assume this really happened? His yellow toenails indicate a more serious problem….
The zombie virus?
If that’s ordinary gasoline, it ought to explode any moment just from that open flame closer than a foot away. Flammable vapours, anyone? But hey, maybe it’s kerosene or some other high-boiling fuel.
The clown is just distracting us from the real, shocking twist — that the entire police force is clones!
This is clearly a Gattaca-esque future in which the gene for a chiseled jaw is favoured, and mutants with giant feet have no prospects in society.
Man, that scene was going so well, then… feet! FEET! FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
Not only does the clown have big, unhygenic feet, but he’s also suicidal. And true to all clowns, he must be colour blind.
Not only does the clown have big, unhygenic feet, but he’s also suicidal.
In fairness to the clown, what the hell else is going to do with feet that enormous if they take him away from the circus? Stomp grapes? Him and his freakishly gigantic feet have nothing left to lose.
Another thing about that clown: that’s not makeup!!!
“TRUE Police and FBI Cases”
I’m torn between natural skepticism and wanting desperately to believe that we live in a world where this sort of thing can happen.
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