Man, Cialis is totally my favourite Jonas Brother.
What do you mean, “or” we’ll act like total dicks?
I guess the “Sue little old ladies for millions” plan isn’t working?
Those were the Jonas Brothers? Hee.
Yeah. And the “sue people who don’t even have computers that can file share” and “sue dead people” plans failed too.
I can only assume that they’ll eventually just drop the act and reveal their weather dominator or some stupid shit involving cloned snakes. It’d make more sense.
WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT OUR WEATHER DOM
I mean, what a laughable suggestion. The very idea that every television antenna in the world could be joined in a matrix and charged by the LHC to alter the very troposphere is ludicrous.
Actually, the concept of companies sponsoring guests on talk shows in much the same way that golfers and stock car racers are sponsored isn’t a bad idea…
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