So although I was snubbed by the Canadian Blog Awards this year for reasons not involving me being too big for that sort of thing, I am noticing that, as usual, there is a great injustice. This time it is that the incredibly shit-ass Mike’s Bloggity Blog, which is quite possibly the lamest website I have ever seen in my life, is leading in the Best Humour Blog award voting because Mike Bloggity or whatever the fuck the guy’s name is is a total clickwhore who even set up a Facebook page to get votes.
Seriously, what the shit is this? Look at that website. Crappy little ad-links in every post. Posts consisting of nothing more than “hey guys look what you can get off iTunes this week.” Regurgitated celebrity news. This is not “humour.” This is dogshit.
However, there is a cure. Also nominated is the MGK-endorsed Way To Suck That Dick! This site has the dual benefit of A) actually being funny and B) not being total net.doggerel. Plus, if it won, it would be the first completely NSFW winner in the short history of the Canadian Blog Awards. So I hereby encourage you to go vote for them, and vote for Bloggity-Fuck dead last because it is a ranked ballot.