In before Robot Chicken actually does this.
Forgone conclusion; that moose is twice his size and has a baseball bat.
The bear’s solar chest laser definitely beats the moose boy’s can-do antler charge.
That’s a win, right there, that is.
Classic Striker vs. Grappler match-up!
Isn’t the Care Bear Stare useless on the good-hearted?
Monty Moose there is the defacto leader of the Get-A-Long Gang. I think he’d be immune. At least until he got close enough to use that bat.
But how would you rate Monchichi?
The Canadian Parliamentary System has really gone down hill of late.
Actually the Care Bear Stare is a powerful emotional manipulation ray. It would hit the good-hearted Monty like a dose of Joker Venom.
However the stare has a significant charge up time and Monty looks like he might be athletic enough to make it to an adequate goring distance.
“To the rape room Cheer Bear!” is a catch phrase for a reason. My money’s on the Bear.
What kind of battle are we talking about here?
Who can beat the hell out of the other or who can out warm-feeling the other.
I’d have to go with Funshine bear if its a contest of giving each other warm feelings, just because he has a long range attack and up close.. well.. he’s plush.
If we’re talking blood and guts, I’d say Montgomery Moose. He’s got antlers and a baseball bat and Funshine is declawed.
Funshine is a friggin grizzly.
But the moose has a bat. Hardcore.
This would be a massacre.
Sure, Montgomery has a bat, but look at the way he’s holding it. He has no clue how to use it. He looks to be in more danger of dropping it on his foot than of injuring Funshine. Still, the moose does have the height and weight advantages…
Actually, Jonathan, Montgomery Moose is just holding his bat in the classic underhanded sword grip (http://www.themartialist.com/1103/homesword.htm). Clearly, this moose knows his melee weaponry, so if Funshine Bear’s Stare doesn’t have enough stopping power to keep the moose from getting in close, Funshine is going to be made into a rug.
See, Funshine’s got the crowd advantage (look at him signaling for ‘big ups’ from the peanut gallery), but Montgomery’s really been hitting the mat with his trainers in Montana (including an emergency medical visit from David the Gnome), so we’re in for a match for the books today.
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