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Pants. The answer is pants.
Comic Donald is weird. Everyone knows what he is saying.
MGK, I hate to contradict you, but Donald is actually a midget in a fursuit.
He had his wings surgically removed and replaced with cyborg arms and hands.
I mean, who ever seen a duck with fingers?!
Hey, I’m a primate but that doesn’t mean I can sling poo accurately.
Yeah, they don’t seem to fly much out there in Duckburg, do they?
“I wonder if Daffy will remember that as a duck, he can fly?”
*Crash*
“Nope, I guess not.”
If God had meant us to fly, he wouldn’t have taken away our wings!
That can’t be Donald. We can understand him.
I was just thinking the other day how Daffy Duck would occasionally fly, but Donald never did. I don’t know if this says anything about the differences between Disney and Warner Brothers, or not.
I’ve long wondered why it is that with both studios the ducks were the ones with the most ascerbic personalities. Is there just something about ducks that get on animators’ nerves? If it were geese, I could understand.
The first thing he needs, if we’re going to be realistic here, is to not die of hypothermia.
When Donald Duck gets out of the shower, he puts a towel around his waist but wears no shirt. Then, he gets dressed, putting on a shirt and a hat, but no pants.
This is why I am an atheist.
Of course he puts a towel around his waist, who wants to walk around with a wet butt?
Well, obviously, Mary, Daffy could fly because he didn’t wear a shirt. A duck in a shirt can’t fly. Seriously, get yourself a duck and a shirt and try it….
Distracting himself from the onset of hypothermia, Donald sets about prioritizing his fetishes.
A sailor duck at that
Let him die of hypothermia. And let him take his cousin Howard with him while he does.
Actually, Donald is partially protected from the cold by a layer of feathers surrounding his body, so he would probably survive longer than you or I in that situation. But of course Donald can only complain about the animal traits he doesn’t have …
So why is he near one of the poles again?
“I’ve long wondered why it is that with both studios the ducks were the ones with the most ascerbic personalities. Is there just something about ducks that get on animators’ nerves?”
I think it’s that they go around yelling “WAAGH WAAGH WAAGH” and nipping people. Not to hard to extrapolate an ascerbic personality from that. Geese get a pass because they’re useful farm animals, and swans, the biggest assholes of all, get a pass because they’re so pretty. Typical Hollywood.