Oh no, tt’s the Fantastic Fnord!
“Dammit Arch, let me put the Yoshi costume on first!”
“Yikes! I forgot about his cosplay fetish!”
“*gasp* Archie was Kekko Kamen all along!”
“Pubic Hair Jump!”
“GREAT ZOLTAR! P-Pureheart’s latex-clad member… headed directly for… m-my MOUTH!! N-N-NOOOOOO!!! N-NOT AGAIIINNNN!!!!!”
LAKERS MASCOT CROTCH-FACE ATTACK!
didn’t know archie was quite that exhibitionist…
This panel is taken from the first issue of the epic new crossover event…
on infinite mouths
“Perhaps I could interest you in some of our household cleaning products, sir!”
Is that an Illuminati superhero costume?
Dammit, Archie, I told you you couldn’t handle the Triforce of Power!
Not another Heaven’s Gate recruitment effort!
Archie! Did you fall for another pyramid scheme?
“My contract said *no* Sentry crossovers!”
Teabagging for great justice!
“OH GOD THAT LOUD “SPRONG” WAS NOT THE TRAMPOLINE.”
“Look Archie, I know Riverdale can be a little behind the curve sometimes, but backyard wrestling is so 1999!”
My God! Its full of stars!
NO! NO! NOT THE ILLUMINATI!
“Did that trampoline just say ‘sprong?!’”
Sorry if it’s too similar to lance’s.
It’s a bird!
It’s a plane!
IT’S PRIDE PARADE MAN!
“I’m a little teapot — Here is my handle! Oh god! Here is my spout! >sob<
“EGAD! Backyard wrestling gone out of control!”
“All right, I *won’t* sell my magazines here!”
“It’s Triforce-Browncoat man! None can withstand his Zelda/Serenity powers!”
“Somebody call heaven, Red. I think they’re missing an angel.”
“I SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR POWER GIRLLLL….!”
“No, no, Arch, work on your aim! The lead of the Fightin’ Triforce cheer-leaders needs to land the dismount directly into tea-bagging!”
Better Kekko Kamen than Hentai Kamen…
“Oh, no! That retarded boy is leaping right in the path of that falling telephone pole!”
(Also: points to utter scoundrel for the Venture Bros. reference…)
“It seems, in your anger, you killed her.”
“But I’m not Jughead! *oof*”
“Sacre bleu! Who knew that even ze French would be thrown out of Arizona by Captain Whitey?”
“Dammit, Andrews, I said NO ORAL!! NOOOO OOOORAALLLLL…..”
I know it’s harsh and offensive but anyone that looks like Archie would hear that all the time.
“I take it back! Brown gloves DO match a purple cape and boots!”
“Venus! I said I wish I could see Venus!”
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