A device that threatens to warp our very fabric of reality! Whatever can we do?
Clearly, all that is needed is a right proper canine headbutt from Rex the motherfucking Wonder Dog.
This is what Final Crisis was missing, a headbutting dog that could have saved all of reality (could have used some giant frogs as well).
Did you maybe mean ‘warp’ instead of ‘wrap’?
Nice of the evil mastermind to leave the window open and perform his nefarious deed so openly. Walls only mean Rex will be in a bad moon when he finally arrives to save the day.
Dan: If the windows were closed, how would the giant soul eating frogs get from the gate to the populace they are supposed to be terrorizing? A house full of giant frogs is not nearly an evil plan at all!
Pshh, this is ridiculous. That’s frog’s maw is clearly not gaping at all.
The one with the gaping maw must be below the frame of the panel.
A) Can scent evil.
B) Can jump higher than a giant frog, never mind their purported ‘jumping’ abilities.
C) Knows when to use his head in a fight.
D) Has a sufficiently advanced grasp of nuclear engineering to know exactly where to strike the machine in order to make it shut down.
E) Will fuck your shit up.
The answer, Will, is always E)
I recall really loving the Rex the Wonder Dog issue of Secret Origins. Gerard Jones didn’t always thrive at DC, but …
Fuck you, Hypnotoads!
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