“Sikh and ye shall find!”
Conan O’Brien’s Johnny Carson impersonation leads to low ratings on his TBS debut…
Epilepsy: The Silent Killer
“The bees in this beehive are crawling INTO MAH BRRAAAAIIINNNNN!
“The ghost of Johnny Carson is giving me head!! HEY-O!!!!!!”
“PRAY FOR DEATH”
“Now I dialed 911 a long time ago…”
“THTH–THTH–THTHPIDERMAN! MY OLD NEMETHITHTH!!!”
“Al Gore’s not going to be rounding up Jews and exterminating them. It is the same tactic, however. The goal is different. The goal is globalization…And you must silence all dissenting voices. That’s what Hitler did. That’s what Al Gore, the U.N., and everybody on the global warming bandwagon [are doing].”
“My hat’s a little hot and drippy ’cause it’s made of GIANT TONGUES! Mmmmm. Tongues.”
“Every full moon I turn into a were-penis!”
“HALLOWED GROUND! WE’LL ALL LOOK LIKE THIS.”
Delicious human brains!
Umm… What is unfunny and irrelevant? My comic since the 60’s!
“The Metroid is firmly clamped on my head and won’t let go! The only way to get rid of it is to bomb the surrounding area multiple times. I wonder if Samus Aran’ll be able to help? I bet she’s hot.”
submit human! your will is mine!
Moose, I didn’t touch Midge! See, I’m a virtuous Sikh!
“Ack! Diarrhea! This is the last time I let Don Martin draw me!”
“Loves hamburgers, owns a time machine, fucked me in the locker room.”
No, really, I was born in Hawaii, I can show you my birth certificate. And this turban is terrycloth, not muslin.
‘THO, Garth Ennith! You thought you could banith me forever within your thutipd ‘Preacher’ comic! But ARTHEHEAD will have the latht laugh! HAHAHAHA’
‘War wound? WHAT war wound?’
‘It was THIS long and THIS wide and I think it infected me with something…’
“I think I’m having a stroke.”
Dilton! The Orgasmohat is a sm-sm-SMASHING success!
“… so remember kids: psychic powers are great, but if you don’t train in an officially-sanctioned psychic school you might brain-fry yourself and end up with a silly-looking face … like this!”
“Jazz hands! Jazz hands! Sweet punjabi jazz ha-AAOW! I bit my tongue…”
STAR-RO-LIVES. STAR-RO-LIVES. STAR-RO-LIVES.
“I feel a little Sikh today.”
“This really was the wrong outfit to wear to Glen Beck’s episode taping.”
Continuous orgasm loop, Archie-style.
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