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First sign: “Fart”
Second sign: “Poop”
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4. Reggie
5. Dilton
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1st Sign:
ARCHIE ANDREWS!
PLEASE REMEMBER TO CLOSE AND LOCK YOUR WINDOWS BEFORE GOING TO BED!
2nd Sign:
SINCERELY,
EVERYONE IN CAMP WHO HAD TO HEAR THE TWO OF YOU “EXPLORING NEW FRONTIERS” LAST NIGHT
(ALSO, WE’RE PRETTY SURE THERE’S BEARS AND SHIT AROUND HERE)