HELP’S COMIN’, POPEYE!!!
“No wonder Jughead’s always hungry — look at his stash!”
MAD MONKEY CRAZY
“D’uh, when Reggie said climbing into this tree would turn me into a bird, I thought he wuz just funnin’ me.”
WHY DID I AGREE TO THE X-GAMES?!?
Form Feet and Legs!
D-uhnsinane Hill, look out!
All this to fill the new opening in the Jackass crew? F-ck this!
“SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!”
¡Viva la revolución! ¡Matar a los Francistas!
Who ordered the tableside caesar salad?
I have to hug everyone! EVERYONE!
Fill your hand, you son of a bitch!
“Stop saying that name! I hate Dustin Diamond!!”
I AM THE HERALD OF GALACTUS!
Bonus points to Jim Smith both for the Popeye reference and for defying my assumptions that the very first post would be Pot Humor.
Golly! Ridin’ Midge’s bush as fast as I can is trickier than she said it would be!
“The following persons of this neighbourhood will NOT be murdered by the Moose-Hedge alliance! Veronica Vale! Jughead! Reggie! Bet…why do all you fuckers live next to each otherrrrrrr?!?!!”
“Dammit, Fido! If Cheney could get a Bush into the White House, then SO CAN I!”
Einstein, when I get this baby up to 88 mph, you’re going to see some serious shit.
Dammit! Missed both trees and the dog! I’ll never catch up to Casanova Frankenstein!
“I’m so high on grass!”
ALL THIS WILL BE MINE
“HEY, EVERYBODY!! I CAME TO THE PRIDE PARADE AFTER ALL, I’M NOT TOO LATE!!…. AW NOOOOO!!!!!….”
I WILL NEVER STOP. YOUR END IS NIGH.
“Why can’t we have yard waste collected at the curbside again, Reg?”
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