Hey Betty, isn’t that the Elder God you sold your soul to in exchange from my undying love?
“Say, Betty, do you think this new Kryptonite tiki has anything to do with Superman’s visit to Riverdale?”
Man, it took a lot of balls for Dr. Jones to raid the Rock of Eternity
Sorry, Reg . . .
Maybe next time you’ll listen when I warn you not to bang the witch doctor’s daughter.
“Man oh man… that looks like me from the morning after Jughead finally convinced me to swallow!”
Jesus! Is there nothing the pickle marketing board won’t sully with their crass commercialism?
I dunno, I don’t think Scooby and the gang are going to fall for that old ruse again.
Yuuuup… still getting a nervous erection over that one.
“I’d know the bastard anywhere, even from behind. One LOOK at him, and your nearest and dearest become cursed with homicidal tendencies, a humiliating bowel disorder, or an infectious, vacant grin. Apparently those who love you most will be affected the worst…”
“Why did they put Chuck’s piece of sculpture in the ‘Primitive Art’ section? That’s RACIST!”
Stop laughing, guys!
I swear, when your backs were turned, he gave me the finger!
Must have been some nose they picked that guy out of.
BALLOON #1: “Wow, you guys!”
BALLOON #2: “It’s Vlassacules, the God Of Pickles From Easter Island!!!”
The Spire version:
Balloon 1: “Look at that false god, guys!”
Balloon 2: “Hope they enjoyed burning in Hell for all eternity!”
Gee! The Mekon’s let himself go.
Sooo… why you two hopping everywhere?
Legend is, if you’re given to lying and slip your fingers in, they’re bitten off!
Anyway, Veronica isn’t here, how about these statues, eh?!
“Easter Island, huh? …Guess he ate too much Easter candy.”
“I dunno, guys. … It’s probably just a colourist’s error, but I can’t help thinking that a jade statue having white teeth and a pink tongue is gonna turn out to be a plot point.”
Poor guy. Shouldn’t have gone back for seconds on the fugu enchiladas.
Betty, are you hiding a boner?
Y’know, it’s not every day you see a little green guy taking a dump in a museum.
Only Mondays, Tuesdays, and alternating Thursdays.
“… and that’s when we caught and stuffed MODOK.
Let’s head over to the History of Robotics section and I’ll tell you what happened when Ultron tried to take over Riverdale.”
“Okay, so in retrospect, the comic’s second attempt to make a gay character was far more politically correct.”
“The mighty Lord Balthazar has told me we have to kill Principal Wetherbee if we’re to attain a higher state of conciousness…”
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