Oh, thank you Dilton! Betty and Veronica and Valerie and Cherry will love it! But not as much as me!
This will be a much less murderous relationship than the one I had with Betty! And it makes a great melee weapon against her too!
Yes! The pills WORKED! Ladies, check out *this* War Horse!
I LOVE CANDY CANES.
“This LSD is the SHIT! Damn, I’d better not come out of it hugging a barber’s pole!”
The lives of the wicked should be made brief; for the rest of us death would be a relief: We all deserve to die!
This is my horse, my horse I tell you! I’m blinded by gas, but I can describe it’s markings. It certainly feels like my horse. Boy, could it plough a furrow. Boy, oh boy.
Oh screw it, Chris YOU MADE ME POST THIS! Damn you Archie & your love for… whatever this pole is & wherever you took it from
If I have to remember this, then you’ll SHARE MY FATE WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA !
“A horse! A horse! My giant striped dildo for a horse!”
Jughead, bring on “Goat C”!
“Got the core! Dilton’s plan is foiled!”
It’s just as big as jughead’s! I’ll never be lonely again!
Betty! Veronica! Moose! All fused into one package! I can’t wait to take it home!
THIS FLESHLIGHT IS AMAZINNNNNNGHHHHYEAH!
“Sometimes a barber pole is just a barber pole, guys. AND I FUCKING LOVE BARBER POLES!”
“TIE ME TO THE BEDPOOOOOOOOOST!”
“Men, I love Eve 6. Almost as much as I love what you’re doing back there, Juggsy!”
Ha ha haaa ha ha ha haaaaa ha ha ha ha haaaaaa haha haa ha ha ha ha haaaaaa ha ha haa haa ha ha!
All cremated, all of them! All in one glorious funeral pyre! And what a urn for their ashes! And it shall travel with me on my new adventures. New adventures, alone, beyond Riverdale. Beyond the fields, beyond the seas, I shall be free! Free at last!
Thank you, thank you so much, thanks to the Academy (of Barbers) and other nominees. I really didn’t expect this…
So wrong and yet so right.
“They got it out! Sweet Jesus, they finally got it out! :sobs:
I guess Archie does think that is a good post. 😉
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