“C’mon baby! Just the tip?”
“All I wanted was a bachelor brunch!”
Hey, they were right! A finger up a dogs backside really does release it’s jaws!
For all time, the descendants of Riverrockdale will know to respect Rex the Wonder Dog.
O, my offense is rank, it smells to heaven;
It hath the primal eldest curse upon ’t,
A brother’s murder.
“Come back! We haven’t even started the Archie-on-dog anal sex yet! Or the dog-on-Archie anal sex!”
Hey, come back here! You haven’t even paid up yet! Man, Pimp-Daddy Dilton is going to be pissed.
“Let’s not allow all this infighting to compromise the civil rights agenda of the Riverdale Transvestite-Furry Alliance.”
“Not a tame lion.” Right. Fuck, if we have to do shitty Christian allegory, can we at least get Al Hartley back?
Now this time, run up AFTER we’re all unconscious!
That puma is making off with the rest of our coke, guys!
Christ, what an asshole! Hey! You guys, I just thought of a caption for Improved B.C.!
Christ, what an asshole! (disgust)
Christ, what an asshole! (admiration)
Christ: what an asshole! (blasphemy)
“Okay, fellows, next time, we get the lion drunk before trying to have sex with it.”
“I hope the beating we took wasn’t so severe, that our descendants wind up becoming morons because of it.”
Rick Santorock was right!
Run away, beast! RUN AWAY! The next time we cross paths you will feel the bite of our pointed sticks! POINTED STICKS!
I see… aw, it’s too easy…
You fool me not with your twisty and turny tricks to avoid posting content!
Thank you for letting me keep the one finger! But couldja not have eaten Bonehead?
Ha haaa! My 3 levitating pebbles trick foils the angry lion once again!
That tiger did all of our coke!
“Okay, maybe Hotdog isn’t getting the ‘play’ part of ‘Let’s play Flintstones.’”
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