You would think at this point, people would know better than to draw down in the presence of Rex the motherfucking Wonder Dog. Sadly, however, this is not the case.
Not pictured: Rex operating the rifle with his paws to kill three people with a single shot via a richocheted bullet.
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Five minutes later, the Shining Path cell had been blown to hell by Rex the Motherfucking Wonder Dog….
That Rex, he’s just so lithe, y’know?
In their defense, I doubt they knew Rex was upon them until it was already too late. You can tell, that guy he snatched the rifle from is regretting that he was born with hands.
In our world, people faced with something truly terror-inducing might yell “Jesus motherfucking Christ”.
In their world… well, read the speech bubble.
If Rex the motherfucking Wonder Dog is upon you, it’s always too late.
You’d think that you need opposable thumbs to work a bolt-action rifle, but only if you were unfamiliar with Rex the Motherfucking Wonder Dog.
Rex operating the rifle with his paws to kill three people with a single shot via a richocheted bullet.
This is Rex. When he fires a gun, it gains ammo.
you used to use this as a banner didn’t you?
Remember the SEAL team brought a dog with them to take out Bin Laden. Now we know who took the kill shot: Rex the M-therf-cking Wonder Dog.