Every form of causeless self-doubt, every feeling of inferiority and secret unworthiness is, in fact, man’s hidden dread of his inability to deal with existence. But the greater his terror, the more fiercely he clings to the murderous doctrines that choke him. No man can survive the moment of pronouncing himself irredeemably evil; should he do it, his next moment is insanity or suicide. To escape it-if he’s chosen an irrational Standard-he will fake, evade, blank out; he will cheat himself of reality, of existence, of happiness, of mind; and he will ultimately cheat himself of self-esteem by struggling to preserve its illusion rather than to risk discovering its lack. To fear to face an issue is to believe that the worst is true.
Stay the hell down or I will smack your damn face off
“Eckhart saw Hell too. He said: The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won’t let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they’re not punishing you, he said. They’re freeing your soul. So, if you’re frightened of dying and… and you’re holding on, you’ll see devils tearing your life away. But if you’ve made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth.”
Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend.
Foolish orchestra! Little do they know that I’m only doing this until they drop dead of exhaustion.
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto!
“HA HA HA! Let’s see Veronica compete with me now… Veronica and her pathetic TWO arms! BWAH HA HA HA!!!”
“And with this gesture, I can turn the sky pink!”
I AM BECOME SHIVA, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
THREE ARMS TO LOVE YOU WITH, ARCHIE!
“I need an extra head, a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster and a sweeeeeeet interstellar buggy, STAT.”
Watch your phrasing around Sabrina. All I said was “could you give me a hand?”
“Lookit, Archie! I’m doing the Nazi salute! That’s how it’s done, right?”
‘Got to say I love this extra arm much better than the malnourished Archie I had grafted to my ass.’
‘I don’t know what’s got into me, but after spending some time at this Antarctic base I feel I could be anything…’
Answer me these questions three.. Question one. Will I diddle you? Question two and three. Refer to question 1.
Honestly Archie, I think you should lay off of the LSD.
But on the gripping hand…
Be honest, Archie. Should I go all the way and ask Dilton to grow me a fourth arm?
The power of Christ compels jack SHIT.
“‘…Smile, nod, bow, | Smile, nod, bow.’ Sorry, Archie, when Kidstreet comes on I just have to dance!”
“In Riverdale, we’re so square we’re cubist.”
That three breasted Total Recall bitch ain’t got nothing on me, Archie…
“After she zinged off the bonnet, I swooshed out of there, whirled the car into the ravine and watched it flip all the way down. Now we’ve got nothing to stop us being together forever, Archie.”
Archie: Next time I get an urge for miniskirts; I shall wear one!
I opened this comment section feeling like I could come up with something spectacular and memorable, but then I read the first comment by MarvinAndroid, heard it in the voice of I think it was James Earl Jones and there’s like, nothing to add to that. It’s perfect.
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